小天使(6)-快樂淘淘(1)

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 by 快樂一家人

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不該伸的小手指

自上次去圖書館 ，TT伸出他的胖手指觸了那性感媽媽低腰褲露出未被她的內褲 遮住的部分 ，我是時刻緊張著去搜尋有哪位女士衣著太暴露 ，深怕再有什麽 尷尬情景出現 。

昨天又有一位女孩穿的褲子太低 ，她旁邊的箱子又有亮亮的拉杆，TT總是跑過去摸那拉杆 ，我是緊張的不行 ，怕他又覺得好玩去觸那露出的一塊。

去觸一有孩子的女士人家還會原諒 ，但去觸沒孩子的就不知會有什麽後果了 。特別是這性騷擾很當回事的國家 。

我們是玩了很久的老鷹捉小雞 ，才安全回的家 。

 

Stomach flu

On Jan 16, TT woke up with vomit on his bed and in his hair.

Wethought he had just spit up during the night. However, when we startedto go down stairs, he just stood at the top and vomited again.

Thereafterhe vomited many times throughout the morning. We couldn't help him atall. He would play, stop, cough twice, then vomit. After a few secondsor a minute, he would play some more -- no problem. He played a whileand vomited until he got some sleep.Of course, that night he sleptpoorly.

Next day, mama was so tired and sick. When papa came home, mama had a bloody lip from TT.

Thatnight every body was sick and TT was the most exciting person in thehouse. He ran between two bathrooms to check out what mama and papa wasdoing. And he laughed so hard when he saw papa vomiting. He thought itwas the funniest thing!

We were so glad to only have one kid that day.

 

Pre-schools

Afterhaving a kid, we have started to get into more parenting groups andknow more about the local parenting methods too. We live in this townwith movie stars everywhere . Sometimes it is so strange when we lookat the local people. It seems everyone thinks he/she should be a starand act like a star, but from our point of view they are strange.

Allmoms are crazy about the preschool search and there are even people whoget on some waiting lists when they are only a few weeks pregnant.

Becauseof the local wave for the preschool search, we decided to join thecrowd for TT. Then we discovered no matter whether they are expensiveor cheap schools, they don't teach much. They said they will more focuson building up kids' learning ability, so they teach them through play.The kids paint a lot, play with clay and listen to music etc.

Finallywe realize they are different from what we want, so papa posted on aparenting site to ask if there are any schools that really teach kids,like reading or math or SOMETHING.

Then the local moms start tothrow bricks at him. They said the schools are teaching kids to learnto social skills and build basic skills through play. They say the kidsare too young to learn how to read and write.

We got a goodlaugh out of this. Poor papa, feels so much hurt by those nice socialand polite moms. Maybe they wouldn't be so mean if they had gone to abetter pre-school.

Now we finally understand why there are somany artists, musicians, actresses, and actors living in this town.They were really supported by their families and parents when they wereyoung, even though when they are 30, 40 years old, they still thinkthey are some kind of star. If they can't make a living through whatthey think their profession is, they can be nannies and waiters.

Toobad, we are not hiring this kind of nanny and not putting our kid onthe waiting list for the popular pre-schools. We are out-of-towners.

[小樹苗]

• 由 黃顏 ♂ 給 黃顏 發送悄悄話 黃顏 的個人博客首頁 發表評論於 2006-04-03 06:40:57
"拿媽的話當聖經的兒子" -- 爸爸好象有點吃醋呢:)

"He ran between two bathrooms to check out what mama and papa was doing. And he laughed so hard when he saw papa vomiting."

-- 小寶寶生病了,還苦中作樂,感覺好心疼呢.

• 由 asalways ♀ 給 asalways 發送悄悄話 asalways 的個人博客首頁 發表評論於 2006-04-03 09:36:34
生兒子，就這麽定了，讓老爸醋意翻騰～～。（萬一生了女兒，參見LOSER哲學）。
慶幸，小孩子一般能注意到大人在幹什麽的時候，生病還不算太嚴重，萬幸，嗬嗬。

• 由 ggMom ♀ 給 ggMom 發送悄悄話 創建自己的博客 發表評論於 2006-04-03 11:29:04
又一個故事，也是上星期發生的：


一天去學校接兒子，看到老師正在點名，點名的老師叫Andria, 她暗示小孩回答
‘I love you Miss Andria" instead of 'Here'. 每一個孩子都乖巧的說了，除了
我的兒子，他隻輕輕的回答了一聲‘here'.

回家之後，我問琪琪(兒子的名字)，為什麽不跟其他的小孩一起說 'I love you Miss
Andria'. 琪琪說，'I don't love her. I love Miss Larla, love Miss Sahar(另
外兩個老師), but I don't love Miss Andria."

我一下子不知道該說什麽。It is true that you don't ask for love, you earn
it.

好欣賞我的兒子。He follows his heart, knows the meaning of love. 沒有盲目
的附和其他小孩。但又擔心，因為不懂得Sweet talking，他得不到Miss Andria 的
歡心。也許有一天，我會教我兒子，怎樣花言巧語，but for now, 讓他保持久一點
的純真和率直。至於那個Miss Andria, 在美國，誰怕誰呀，她要再有這種unhealthy
behavior, 我一定會到school director 那裏，crash her !


• 由 子蘇 ♀ 給 子蘇 發送悄悄話 創建自己的博客 發表評論於 2006-04-03 11:29:18
SCHOOL BUS 好象是男孩的至愛喲.很長一段時間,我兒子的理想就是當一名校巴司機.當然現在別人的理想已經變成"飛"了.老問"人為什麽沒有翅膀?""人為什麽不會飛?"

• 由 雨妹子 ♀ 給 雨妹子 發送悄悄話 雨妹子 的個人博客首頁 發表評論於 2006-04-03 16:22:17
有個“拿媽的話當聖經”的兒子，海鷗一家好幸福。我家兩歲半的小丫頭就怎麽也不明白小孩應該聽大人的話的道理。所以經常和我們鬥嘴，你說正，她就說反，你說黑，她就說白。唉，頭疼！

• 由 海鷗飛處 ♂ 給 海鷗飛處 發送悄悄話 海鷗飛處 的個人博客首頁 發表評論於 2006-04-03 21:40:11
我們家的丫頭看來也會是個頂嘴的主。 她現在就很強。 不過我們目前還有幾天好日子過－－她還不會講話。