自由自在茶葉蛋

本產品含有豐富的人體必需的氨基酸，碘，鈣，鐵等多種微量元素，是一種高蛋白，低脂肪，低膽固醇的海洋食品。對陰虛火旺，煩躁失眠，高血壓，肺熱等有清熱解毒的作用。本產品味道鮮美，口感爽脆，誠為老少皆宜之健康食品。

The Bomao natural jellyfish is precisely made with a traditional and modern scientific ????ula and advanced technique. It is a kind of seafood of highprotein, low-fat and low choesterol, containing rich trace elements-amino acid,iodine, calcium,iron etc neccessary to human beings, with a good effect of relieving from trouble of fidgeting, sleepless, high-blood and lung problems. It has the unique refreshing and crisp, and tender natural tastes of itself. It is a tasty and nourshing food to mate, female, old and young.

（以上譯文完全照抄食品包裝袋。笑一笑，十年少，哈哈。）

上麵是因為覺得翻譯好玩而貼的。不料健康等壇竟然上了導讀，進了文庫。罷，說一下做法吧：

切絲，開水泡五秒，冷水泡２小時，換幾次水。濾幹，涼拌。吃吧，你。