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The Mother’s Prayer for its Daughter

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First, Lord: No tattoos. May neither the Chinese symbol for truth nor Winnie- the-Pooh holding the FSU logo stain her tender haunches. May she be beautiful but not damaged, for it’s the damage that draws the creepy soccer coach’s eye, not the beauty. When the crystal meth is offered, may she remember the parents who cut her grapes in half, and stick with beer.

Lead her away from acting, but not all the way to finance - something where she can make her own hours but still feel intellectually fulfilled and get outside sometimes and not have to wear high heels. What would that be, Lord? Architecture, midwifery, golf course design? I’m asking you because if I knew, I’d be doing it, youdammit.

May she play the drums to the fiery rhythm of her own hearts with the sinewy strength of her own arms, so she need not lie with drummers. Oh Lord, break the Internet forever, that she may be spared the misspelled invective of her peers and the online marketing campaign for “Rape Hostel V: Girls Just Wanna Get Stabbed.”

And when she one day turns on me and calls me a ***** in front of Hollister, give me strength, Lord, to yank her directly into a cab in front of her friends, for I will not have that nonsense. I will not have it.



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The loveliest part is: "youdammit". :-) -肖莊- 給 肖莊 發送悄悄話 肖莊 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 04/17/2011 postreply 10:32:09

讀的好~效果也好,sony recorder~ -千與.千尋- 給 千與.千尋 發送悄悄話 千與.千尋 的博客首頁 (220 bytes) () 04/17/2011 postreply 12:18:56

沒用sony recorder。 -肖莊- 給 肖莊 發送悄悄話 肖莊 的博客首頁 (417 bytes) () 04/17/2011 postreply 15:17:38

恩,覺得京北讀得節奏好一些。 -非文學青年- 給 非文學青年 發送悄悄話 非文學青年 的博客首頁 (58 bytes) () 04/17/2011 postreply 23:07:13

嗯哪,主要怪我忘了跟他PK. :-) -肖莊- 給 肖莊 發送悄悄話 肖莊 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 04/17/2011 postreply 23:55:00

Wonderful. Just one word "fiery", the "i" should sound like the -jingbeiboy- 給 jingbeiboy 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 04/18/2011 postreply 13:23:42

I feel guilty -肖莊- 給 肖莊 發送悄悄話 肖莊 的博客首頁 (272 bytes) () 04/18/2011 postreply 15:42:09

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