二姐，您笑死俺了，那個“精分”是“精神分裂”的縮寫~~

二姐，您笑死俺了，那個“精分”是“精神分裂”的縮寫，俺又在整些沒文化搞怪的東東

I am not that capable or fast. It took me at least two whole weekends to write up the main part and several other days to polish it. I only recited two short paragraphs I wrote and I bit my tongue thousands of times. So I totally give up the ambition to recite the whole article. I may take me one year to do that. :)

I hope one day my pronuciation could be as cystal clear and accurate as yours.

Thanks a lot for your flowers and applause.

You know what, that may cause 裏拉的裹腳布 stinkier and longer in the future, 哈哈