All jokes are not born equal. I won't apologize if you cannot handle the jokes below.
He said to me ........ I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got
nothing to put in it
I said to him ........ You wear pants don't you?
He said to me ................ Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
I said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit
on the sofa and do nothing but fart
He said to me...... What have you been doing with all the grocery money
I gave you?
I said to him ......... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said to me....... Why don't women blink during foreplay?
I said to him ...... They don't have time.
He said to me.... How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet
paper?
I said to him...... I don't know; it’s never happened.
He said to me... Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and good looking?
I said to him...... They already have boyfriends.
He said.....What do you call a woman who knows where her hu*****and is
every night?
I said..... A widow.
He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?
I said to him....... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's
in bed and go to the fridge.
