差之毫厘失之千裏：所問非所答

由【廢話多多】

朋友來電，放下電話後，告訴黑漆板凳我與朋友討論她出去吃飯後的毛病是食物中毒還是胃腸道病毒感染。

黑：What did she have？
我：Usual things，I guess.
黑：Like what?
我：You know.
黑：What?
我：Well, if I have to be indelicate, for one, diarrhea.
黑：I was asking what DISH did she have.
我：。。。。。。
黑：It’d be really interesting if she had a dish of 。。。
我：Oh, shut-up！

整整一晚上，黑漆板凳都在不懷好意的看著我笑。



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• Thanks for sharing! -美壇奇葩- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/10/2010 postreply 10:13:52

• Hilarious as always. Vivid and dynamic dialogue. -斕婷- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/10/2010 postreply 11:01:09

• Glad you like it . Have a nice weekend. -廢話多多- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/10/2010 postreply 11:34:49

• 廢話多多的[差之毫厘失之千裏]係列： -斕婷- ♀ (420 bytes) () 09/10/2010 postreply 12:09:43