最短距離

'what is the shortest distance between two hearts'? i asked a tailor
he replied: 'about one third of of their combined girths', pointing to a married counple

'what is the shortest distance between two hearts'? i asked a general
he told me: 'depending on whether you measure it by foot, by tank or by air'

'what is the shortest distance between two hearts?' i asked a mathematician
he said: 'the geodesic between the two, whether euclidian or hyperbolic'

'what is the shortest distance between two hearts?' i asked an artist,
he draw two hearts on paper and showed me the distance between the closest curves

i say no to the tailor, no to the general, no to the mathematician and no to the artist
i say that the shortest distance between two hearts is the reciprocal of love, of only love

所有跟帖： 

• couple， drew -不會起名- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/11/2010 postreply 19:28:24

• about one third of of their combined girths -不會起名- ♂ (16 bytes) () 07/11/2010 postreply 19:36:03

• 20 feet? you proved it? 不氏定理。haha. -戲雨飛鷹- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/11/2010 postreply 20:25:49

• by observation:) -不會起名- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/11/2010 postreply 20:54:47

• 你真應該拋開腦子的所有雜念，咬牙讀個PHD。你腦子好使。 -戲雨飛鷹- ♀ (110 bytes) () 07/11/2010 postreply 21:06:25

• 如果我年輕，我會讀個統計的phd。 -不會起名- ♂ (69 bytes) () 07/11/2010 postreply 21:14:43

• 黃金分割是最美的。 -戲雨飛鷹- ♀ (247 bytes) () 07/11/2010 postreply 20:39:49

• 謝謝。你說的距離真的很美 -不會起名- ♂ (68 bytes) () 07/11/2010 postreply 20:53:20

• 不教授說的是真理,其實是公理.老師說:公理即存在,不需證明。 -戲雨飛鷹- ♀ (28 bytes) () 07/11/2010 postreply 20:47:13

• as x (love) goes to inifinity, the distance (1/x) goes to 0. -不會起名- ♂ (43 bytes) () 07/11/2010 postreply 21:00:21

• great point. like it. if x=hate, the fomula should be revised. -戲雨飛鷹- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/11/2010 postreply 21:10:40

• 偷學一下 -23731241- ♂ (395 bytes) () 07/12/2010 postreply 09:29:07

• very good, very logical. You could read my mind -bearsback- ♂ (0 bytes) () 07/12/2010 postreply 10:37:13

• 不會起名，詩興大發，佳作不斷，謝謝分享。 -紫君- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/12/2010 postreply 11:53:54