把這段這樣網路口語意譯一下~~

We have a counterinsurgency strategy which says, primarily, you don't just kill bad guys, you protect the good guys, you protect the population. Can you have a counterinsurgency strategy that works if you have a host government that believes, A, corruption is better than a straight arrow, stealing elections is better than winning it the old-fashioned way, and that, "Hey, you know what? The U.S. is not really here for the long haul, so I'm going to make a bunch of side deals with the enemy of America, the Taliban, and the Pakistanis, who in many ways, just want to play two sides against each other, make sure they protect themselves and their concerns about India.

俺們這掏心掏銀的要給人家建一個溫馨的民主小暖巢~@_@~
然後扶起這麽個阿富汗的阿鬥主，心裏琢磨的都是腐敗比較好，選舉偷來的比較好，知道的是美國佬也兔子尾巴長不了
（雖然長了十年，最後還得切）就盤算著怎麽跟美國佬的死對頭“胎裏白”打打連連，作個小生意什麽的。那個“扒雞撕毯”更是個玩陰的小子，倆麵穿越都是為自個利益和阿三那點扯皮的事。
到頭來俺們咋就這傻這天真的說，比阿鬥還傻?!~~