頭次聽,俺這旁人都心尖顫的。現在估計死豬都不怕開水燙了. It is so last century. 鷹妹很失望,後果很嚴重
廢話女王本著懲前毖後,治病救人的慈悲胸懷, 就著”曲則全,枉則直,窪則盈,敝則新, 恨則愛” 的偉大哲學,替您歪膩了兩首情詩
讓您學習在e時代如何把妹
如何以新獵奇怪迅速攻下佳人芳心的shortcut~~~
Eagle, I Hate You (標題一定要聳人聽聞)
Eagle, eagle
I detest you
For your magnificence shadows my hoariness
Eagle, eagle
I despise you
For your loftiness contrasts my lowliness
Eagle, eagle
I covet you
For not having wings to fly with you
Eagle, eagle
I hate you
For not being able to kiss you
but your id
Flicking on a cold screen.
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圍觀的同學們也順便學幾個詞阿:
covet - 覬覦
despise - 鄙視
hoariness - 灰白破舊
loftiness - 高尚
lowliness - 卑劣
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如何對付頭疼的你
鷹妹,你真難看
我總是偷瞧你背影
鷹妹,你真笨蛋
我不得不手把手教你 (I wish mouth to mouth)
鷹妹,你真幼稚
愛之花全我一人澆灌
鷹妹,你真遲鈍
情詩都當做衛生紙
就是做衛生紙
我也懇請做
那
最柔軟的一張
為你
哈 (keep this old ha, the only thing I like ;))