《美國偶像》評委西蒙·考威經典麻辣語錄

美國唱歌選秀節目《美國偶像（American Idol）》的麻辣評委西蒙·考威爾向來以損人不帶髒字著稱，今天我們就來總結總結他那些經典的損人語錄。

It sounded like cats jumping off the Empire State Building.

聽上去像一隻貓從帝國大廈跳下來。

I'm going to reach out with a hook if you don't shut up.

如果你再不閉嘴，我就向裏麵甩個魚鉤。

That was extraordinary. Unfortunately, extraordinary bad!

你的表演很特別。不幸的是，特別地差勁。

You have just invented a new form of torture.

你發明了一種折磨人的新手段。

If you had lived 2,000 years ago and sung like that, I think they would have stoned you.

如果你生活在2000年前， 唱成這樣，人們會向你扔石頭。

There's only so much punishment a human can take. I can't take anymore.

人類能承受的懲罰是有限的，我再也無法忍受了。

You killed my favorite.

我最喜歡的歌曲被你糟蹋了。

It is a beautiful song when you're not singing it.

你不唱它的時候，它是首好歌。

You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger.

你就像一隻想做大老虎的小倉鼠。

I think you looked as if you were half-asleep throughout the song.

你唱歌的時候，看起來處在半睡眠狀態。

I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian.

我一個字也聽不懂，你大概在用挪威語演唱吧。

Imagine 22 horses and a donkey (racing), you just wouldn't stand a chance.

想象一下，一頭驢與22匹馬賽跑，你一點機會都沒有。

It's like you were drunk. I'm not talking one or two bottles, I'm talking a crate.

你好像喝多了。我說的可不是一、兩瓶，而是一箱那麽多。

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• 特送給鳴不平美女。鳴MM喜歡看《American Idol》。hahahahaha -戲雨飛鷹- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 08:18:37

• 多謝！！！本美女有禮了。 -鳴個不平- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 17:36:39

• 哈哈，sweetie，love it -bearsback- ♂ (185 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 08:44:31

• true。 from Simon's sarcastic talks, i can find some elements -戲雨飛鷹- ♀ (198 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 09:09:26

• 你說的很好。我就知道你會喜歡。因為 -戲雨飛鷹- ♀ (176 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 09:58:42

• 除了最後一句。 -戲雨飛鷹- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 10:01:06

• sweetie，咱倆就不要走互相吹捧的肉麻路線了哈：） -lilac09- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 10:18:49

• 我沒吹你呀。噢，原來你一直在吃俺呀，俺還以為你真誇俺呢；） -戲雨飛鷹- ♀ (9 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 11:02:08

• 真是走哪兒被罵到哪兒，俺也是一邊歇菜去了~~ -lilac09- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 11:05:23

• hahaha.... it's" 吹', not "吃"... lilac takes care. -戲雨飛鷹- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 11:10:41

• 哈哈哈，裏拉，主要街道就兩條 -hahaman- ♀ (210 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 12:26:14

• 哈哈，您就是老熊吧，俺咋看您熊樣越來越出來了：） -lilac09- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 12:59:50

• great one. you do have a lot of guts... -戲雨飛鷹- ♀ (167 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 13:47:12

• 寶貝， 你寫的又快又好。 對， 愛情給了我智慧和勇氣 -hahaman- ♀ (164 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 14:41:32

• 你還真會哈哈。。聯想力極其豐富。：）我下班了 -戲雨飛鷹- ♀ (42 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 16:05:40

• Many thanks! I loved it! -鳴個不平- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 10:33:38

• I mean I love it. -鳴個不平- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 10:39:29

• So do I! -star-night- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 10:40:07

• star，這個鳴MM英語跟好。她很謙虛，這點好象比你強。 -戲雨飛鷹- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 10:59:21

• 就是要把你引出來。鳴MM的英語也那麽好，還知道改錯：） -戲雨飛鷹- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 10:57:16

• :)) -鳴個不平- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 17:37:29

• 英語視頻：Simon Cowell comments on Carrie Underwood -婉蕠- ♀ (1043 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 15:11:55

• thanks, 婉蕠. take care. -戲雨飛鷹- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/28/2010 postreply 16:09:02