1. National Hangover Day
- The aftermath of hard drinking and partying on New Year's Eve.
I woke up next to five bottles of Jägermeister and a pile of confetti on National Hangover Day.
2. g2g
- got to go
g2g. Boss just came in
3. wrap rage
- Injuring oneself by using a sharp object to try to open hard-to-open plastic packaging like the kind they sell cheap consumer electronics or household items in. Growing phenomenon described in the Pitt*****urgh Gazette and popularized by Stephen Colbert.
Ironically, he got so caught up in wrap rage that he almost sliced off his finger using a screwdriver to open the package containing an X-acto knife.
4. e-famous
- When one becomes famous on the entirenet.
I got e-famous when that video of my licking a frozen stop sign ended up on YouTube.
5. eleventy-seven
- An imaginary number to be used when you have lost count of something and you need to verbally state a quantity.
I ring the doorbell eleventy-seven times! Where were you?
6. wiking off
- A neologism. The practice of reading essentially random Wikipedia pages for entertainment or as a procrastination technique; alludes to intellectual masturbation.
Quit wiking off and get back to work!
7. fishwrap
- A newspaper of poor repute.
"so I fire open the fishwrap yesterday, and what do I see....? the Paris Hilton skinflick's for sale.....now on DVD!!"
8. tag hag
- A person who is obsessed with name brand clothing.
Nicole always flaunts the latest clothing. She is such a tag hag.
9. febulights
- Christmas lights still present on houses in Febuary
The neighbors still have not taked down their febulights.
10. high ten
- a double handed high five, reserved for especially awesome scenarios.
High five: Dude, you screwed the head cheerleader!
High ten: Dude, you screwed the entire cheerleading team!
