英語幽默：Nothing works

英語幽默：Nothing works （ZT）

I was enjoying the second week of a two-week vacation the same way I had enjoyed the first week: by doing as little as possible.

I ignored my wife's not-so-subtle hints about completing certain jobs around the house, but I didn't realize how much this bothered her until the clothes dryer refused to work, the iron shorted and the sewing machine motor burned out in the middle of a seam. The final straw came when she plugged in the vacuum cleaner and nothing happened.

She looked so stricken that I had to offer some consolation.

"That's okay, honey," I said. "You still have me."

She looked up at me with tears in her eyes. "Yes," she wailed, "but you don't work either!"

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• hehe, funny -梅石瑩玉- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/04/2009 postreply 07:10:26

• Yeah, it is hilarious. Have a nice weekend. -婉蕠- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/04/2009 postreply 07:15:23

• nice one, thanks for sharing -23731241- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/04/2009 postreply 07:36:20

• My pleasure. [nice one] has become your signature phrase. -婉蕠- ♀ (20 bytes) () 12/04/2009 postreply 08:00:58

• [Have a nice day/weekend/week-ahead] is your signature phrase. -23731241- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/04/2009 postreply 08:19:10

• lol...You got that right. Have a fantastic weekend. -婉蕠- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/04/2009 postreply 08:50:22