英文幽默:Business Just Started 開張大吉

英文幽默:Business Just Started 開張大吉

A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques. Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. Wishing to appear the hot shot, the businessman picked up the phone and started to pretend he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments. Finally he hung up and asked the visitor, "Can I help you?" The man said, "Yeah, I've come to activate your phone lines."


一個年輕人的公司剛剛開張。他租用了漂亮的辦公室，辦公室內還放上了古董作裝飾。這天，這位年輕人正在辦公室裏麵坐著，他看到一個男的走進了辦公室。為顯示他是個成功的老板，這位年輕的生意人拿起電話假裝正在談大買賣，張觜就是三、五個億，閉觜就說一切搞定、沒問題！好不容易電話“打”完，掛上聽筒，年輕人問進來的那人，“您有事嗎？”那人說，“有事，我是來給你開通電話的”。

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• 回複：英文幽默:Business Just Started 開張大吉 -lilac09- ♀ (209 bytes) () 09/14/2009 postreply 21:38:48

• 回複：回複：英文幽默:Business Just Started 開張大吉 -天澤園- ♀ (231 bytes) () 09/14/2009 postreply 22:18:48

• Nice reading! -blueswan- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/14/2009 postreply 21:49:33

• Thanks, Swan mm ~ -天澤園- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/14/2009 postreply 22:19:41

• Ha, 好象又在說我了。 -YuGong- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/14/2009 postreply 22:02:25

• 覺得愚公很謙虛啊~ -天澤園- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/14/2009 postreply 22:23:36

• CO：覺得愚公很謙虛啊~ -小千...千與千尋- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/15/2009 postreply 07:16:06