Musical Dummy

-- Quincy Wong

My musical director wasn't happy with the performance of one of our percussionists. Repeated attempts to get the drummer to improve failed. Finally, in front of the orchestra, the director said in frustration, "When a musician just can't handle his instrument, they take it away, give him two sticks and make him a drummer!"

A stage whisper was heard from the percussion section: "And if he can't handle that, they take away one of his sticks and make him a conductor."

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• That is hilarious. 朗誦得真流暢，謝謝分享。 -紫君- ♀ (612 bytes) () 07/15/2009 postreply 09:18:36

• Thank you for compliments and for adding the interpretation. -真善和- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/15/2009 postreply 09:24:03

• My plesaure. Have a nice Wednesday. -紫君- ♀ (1475 bytes) () 07/15/2009 postreply 13:28:11