上班日記（打油詩）

上班日記（打油詩）
Diary at Work (a humorous poem)

晚上不肯睡﹐早上起不來。鬧鐘鈴一響﹐好夢難再續。
匆匆吞早餐﹐胃病逐漸來。開車上班去﹐一路闖燈關。
黃燈從容過﹐紅燈加速度。定是運氣背﹐警車隨後來。
一單到手後﹐總算上了班。先泡一杯茶﹐桌前坐一下。
打開電腦機﹐再查股市價。身後無BOSS﹐上網聊閒話。
一時午餐罷﹐哈欠連連打。頻頻把錶看﹐何時可回家﹖
指針太慢啦﹐真想撥撥快。長長一下午﹐隻得慢慢捱。
“黑夜”總有盡﹐到時下班啦。路上快快開﹐匆匆又回家。
晚飯剛吃罷﹐又把電鍵敲。太太抱怨說﹐又去網戀了。
網上無戀人﹐隻是戀網也。

Stay late every night
Can’t get up early
When the alarm sounds
A happy dream discontinues
Swallow breakfast in a hurry
Which causes stomachache
I drive to work
Through traffic lights after lights
At yellow lights I drive at easy pace
At red lights, I accelerate to cross
I’m so unfortunate on a day
As a police car follows me up
After getting the ticket
Soon arriving at work
I get a glass of tea
Before sitting at the desk
Turning on the computer
I check on the stock prices
Since no boss behind me
I chat on the internet
After lunch is over
I keep yawning and yawning
I look at my watch from time to time
To check on the time to go home
The hand goes too slow
Wish I could put it faster
The afternoon is so long
I have to pass it patiently
“Night” will be duly over
The time off duty comes
I drive fast on the way
To get home in haste
Just finishing supper
I begin to hit the keyboard
My wife complains that
I will make website love
But I have no lover on internet
Only I love the internet

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• haha, like it. 不是在說我吧：） -戲雨飛鷹- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/23/2009 postreply 21:07:42

• Only you/You are the only one. :-) -Mosical- ♀ (193 bytes) () 05/24/2009 postreply 10:52:55

• hehe.. -戲雨飛鷹- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/24/2009 postreply 14:18:10

• 真是幽默又有趣！咱天天這麽做卻怎麽也寫不出這麽形象的詩。 -楚江- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/25/2009 postreply 20:23:00