APAD:Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.

本帖於 2024-08-15 06:15:18 時間, 由普通用戶 最西邊的島上 編輯
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.
Mark Twain
 
Mark Twain (aka Samuel Langhorne Clemens) was a very wise person.  So I followed his lead and found some funny quotes below.  Hope you will find at the least one of them funny.  If you do, please share which one it is; If you don't, please share one of your own or one you knew.  

We all can use and need some laughter, especially me - after coughing for more than a week and my family doctor is out of commission with a broken arm, in the hope that against the assault of laughter, nothing, not even coughing can stand.

Here they come:

 I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later."
—Mitch Hedberg


 “Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room.”
—President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers), Dr. Strangelove


 “Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.”
— Ellen DeGeneres


 “Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’”
—Anonymous

The last one was my very own made by mistake. As you can see from the pic below, I tried to search "proverb about funny" but somehow the search went into Google map. And Google map was so polite, it even asked me to add "the place" into the map. 嘻嘻
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— 西島

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away— if -瓷善家- 給 瓷善家 發送悄悄話 瓷善家 的博客首頁 (87 bytes) () 08/15/2024 postreply 06:31:26

Thx 4 another funny 1!! I like&do eat lots of fruits. see: -最西邊的島上- 給 最西邊的島上 發送悄悄話 最西邊的島上 的博客首頁 (533 bytes) () 08/15/2024 postreply 07:05:09

Twain on SF: the coldest winter is SF's summer. -7grizzly- 給 7grizzly 發送悄悄話 7grizzly 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 08/15/2024 postreply 09:10:33

Another Twain quote: Age is an issue of mind over matter: -7grizzly- 給 7grizzly 發送悄悄話 7grizzly 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 08/15/2024 postreply 09:12:23

If you don't mind, it doesn't matter. -7grizzly- 給 7grizzly 發送悄悄話 7grizzly 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 08/15/2024 postreply 09:12:39

haha, the C-Emperors gotItAllWrong by looking 4 foreverYoung -最西邊的島上- 給 最西邊的島上 發送悄悄話 最西邊的島上 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 08/15/2024 postreply 09:33:17

medicine. they should have had Listened 2 a wiser Man ;-)) -最西邊的島上- 給 最西邊的島上 發送悄悄話 最西邊的島上 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 08/15/2024 postreply 09:35:41

like Twain instead of being poisoned by those 長生不老丹。 -最西邊的島上- 給 最西邊的島上 發送悄悄話 最西邊的島上 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 08/15/2024 postreply 09:39:06

Thx! heard that 2, very funny but true? -最西邊的島上- 給 最西邊的島上 發送悄悄話 最西邊的島上 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 08/15/2024 postreply 09:28:50

Laughter is mightier than the goose quill, quote by 移花接木 -移花接木- 給 移花接木 發送悄悄話 移花接木 的博客首頁 (660 bytes) () 08/15/2024 postreply 09:34:51

hahaha, I tried 2find who is the 1st"移花接木“ b4 reading inside -最西邊的島上- 給 最西邊的島上 發送悄悄話 最西邊的島上 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 08/15/2024 postreply 09:44:36

but U might bRight.laughter might b 2Xmightier than theSword -最西邊的島上- 給 最西邊的島上 發送悄悄話 最西邊的島上 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 08/15/2024 postreply 09:54:11

Haha, like the first and last ones -天邊一片白雲- 給 天邊一片白雲 發送悄悄話 天邊一片白雲 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 08/15/2024 postreply 17:14:53

Hope your cough gets better soon. -天邊一片白雲- 給 天邊一片白雲 發送悄悄話 天邊一片白雲 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 08/15/2024 postreply 17:22:19

白蘿卜切小丁,加蜂蜜放幾個小時,會出很多水。每天連水帶蘿卜挖一,二勺衝點水,再加點蜂蜜。每天喝2,3 次。 -天邊一片白雲- 給 天邊一片白雲 發送悄悄話 天邊一片白雲 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 08/15/2024 postreply 17:34:05

如果感覺有炎症,還是得看醫生吃藥。你們那裏可以看Walk-in 醫生嗎? -天邊一片白雲- 給 天邊一片白雲 發送悄悄話 天邊一片白雲 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 08/15/2024 postreply 17:35:34

這裏醫療很緊張,walk-in impossible. 喝了近一瓶的咳嗽糖漿了,還沒發燒(=沒發炎?),會試試你的偏方。 -最西邊的島上- 給 最西邊的島上 發送悄悄話 最西邊的島上 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 08/15/2024 postreply 17:58:43

Thx so much 白雲美眉 4 liking the funnyQuotes & treatment Idea!! -最西邊的島上- 給 最西邊的島上 發送悄悄話 最西邊的島上 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 08/15/2024 postreply 18:02:16

True!Absolutely right!:) -妖妖靈- 給 妖妖靈 發送悄悄話 妖妖靈 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 08/15/2024 postreply 20:40:15

如果你的咳嗽不是細菌感染引起的話,試試這個: -妖妖靈- 給 妖妖靈 發送悄悄話 妖妖靈 的博客首頁 (675 bytes) () 08/15/2024 postreply 20:41:37

AmazonCananaDoesn't have it & I''mUsing Robitussi.Thx Doc. -最西邊的島上- 給 最西邊的島上 發送悄悄話 最西邊的島上 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 08/16/2024 postreply 02:15:28

還咳嗽嗎?打電話問問可以郵購嗎? -妖妖靈- 給 妖妖靈 發送悄悄話 妖妖靈 的博客首頁 (162 bytes) () 08/16/2024 postreply 18:14:10

started taking感冒衝劑todayCombined with咳嗽糖漿,feelBetter. 謝謝靈美眉! -最西邊的島上- 給 最西邊的島上 發送悄悄話 最西邊的島上 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 08/16/2024 postreply 18:34:15

Another same expression as “go with the flow “. Learned. Thx -瓷善家- 給 瓷善家 發送悄悄話 瓷善家 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 09/03/2024 postreply 14:59:10

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