Joke of the day: conversation between 2 portobello mushrooms

Big one: Good morning. Why the long face?
Small one: I was bigger than you, but I was forgotten for weeks in the fridge, so I shrank and became a long face.   

Note 1: the small mushroom is about 2.5 inches in diameter now and in perfect eating condition.  
Note 2: Mushrooms do talk to each other similar to human, per scientist discovery.  See:

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2022/apr/06/fungi-electrical-impulses-human-language-study

 

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• I believe what the small1 said, coz the dead can't lie -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/30/2024 postreply 07:36:14

• it'sn't dead, but preserved &liveMuchLonger thanOthers:))) -最西邊的島上- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/30/2024 postreply 07:53:21

• "They (humans) eat us and we eat them" one mushroom said to -7grizzly- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/30/2024 postreply 08:53:29

• another. "We are one." :-) -7grizzly- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/30/2024 postreply 08:53:57

• hahahaha -最西邊的島上- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/30/2024 postreply 09:01:06

• 紅傘傘白杆杆吃完一起躺板板 躺板板哭喊喊親朋都來吃飯飯，飯飯裏麵有傘傘吃完全村埋山山 來年長滿紅傘傘 -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/30/2024 postreply 10:38:48

• Too scary! run fast, run away! ;-) -最西邊的島上- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/30/2024 postreply 11:30:41

• It's the circle of life, fungi eat us thru decomposition -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/30/2024 postreply 10:58:17

• fungi are powerful and fascinating. -7grizzly- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/30/2024 postreply 14:08:31

• Dried and small, its life is preserved/prolonged:) -暖冬cool夏- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/30/2024 postreply 09:15:47

• it was an accident, not onPurpose ! ;-) -最西邊的島上- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/30/2024 postreply 09:25:04

• Nutrients rather lives -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 05/30/2024 postreply 11:00:42

• Time to make 粽子？ -妖妖靈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 05/30/2024 postreply 15:56:00