https://zhuanlan.zhihu.com/p/26126114
The One Where Underdog Gets Away
Written by: Jeff Greenstein & Jeff Strauss
Transcribed by: Mindy Mattingly Phillips
Minor modifications and adjustments by Dan Silverstein
109 氣球飛了
喬伊為衛生機構的海報當模特，後來方知那是治療性病的廣告。
羅斯發現蘇珊在為卡蘿肚裏的孩子念書聽，不甘示弱決定照做。
因父母外出，羅斯和莫妮卡開始準備自己的感恩節大餐；
菲比要和他倆一起慶祝，因為她向來同祖母一起過感恩節，而祖母的新男友用陰曆不用陽曆，他們家將在12月才過感恩節。
喬伊也加入了，因為他家裏人以為他有髒病。
錢德力圖抵製感恩節因為當年他的父母在節日那天宣布離婚；
瑞秋的如意算盤則是和家人去山裏滑雪。
遊行當中大氣球脫線飛走了；大家都跑上樓頂去看熱鬧，結果忘帶鑰匙全被關在了莫妮卡的門外；
晚飯燒焦了，瑞秋誤掉了班機，大家隻好吃錢德的奶酪三明治和洋蔥小食品作為晚餐。
醜陋裸男邀來醜陋裸女共進感恩節晚餐，之後他們攜手醜陋裸舞
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is confronting麵對 her boss, Terry.]
Rachel: Terry, I, I, I know that I haven't worked here very long, but I was wondering, do you think it would be possible if I got a $100 advance in my salary預支100美元的薪水?
Terry: An advance?
Rachel: It's so that I can spend Thanksgiving with my family. See, every year we go skiing in Vail, and normally通常地 my father pays for my ticket, but I sort of started the whole independence獨立自主 thing, you know, which is actually why I took this job.
我們都比較熟悉so…that句型，也比較熟悉to do sth so that+從句的形式，這裏so that使用方式在口語中也比較常見，也是表達因果關係的聯詞。/Vail:劇中瑞秋攢錢想和家人一起去韋爾(Vail)度感恩節假。韋爾是美國最著名的兩個滑雪聖地之一，在丹佛市附近。它的特色是滑雪山坡離市區很近，從家中穿上滑雪鞋就可去滑雪。此外，它夏天還有音樂會，因此成為美國富人雲集的度假勝地。
Terry: Rachel, Rachel, sweetheart. You're a terrible, terrible waitress. Really, really awful.
Rachel: Ok, I, I hear what you're sayin'. I'm with you我同意你. Um, but I, but I'm trying really hard. And I think I'm doing better. I really do. Does anybody need coffee? (everyone in the place raises their hand) Oh, look at that.
Opening Credits
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is approaching a customer.]
Rachel: Excuse me, sir. Hi, you come in here all time. I was just wondering, do you think there's a possibility that you could give me an advance on my tips預支小費?
Guy: Huh?
Rachel: Ok, ok, that's fine. Fine. Hey, I'm sorry about that spill濺出 before. (picks up the tip he leaves) Only $98.50 to go.
(Monica enters.)
Monica: Hey. Ross, did you know Mom and Dad are going to Puerto Rico 波多黎各for Thanksgiving?
本集故事就發生在Thanksgiving（感恩節）的大背景下，這個節日始於1621年。那年秋天，遠涉重洋來到美洲的英國移民，為了感謝上帝賜予的豐收，舉行了3天的狂歡活動。從此，這一習俗就沿續下來，並逐漸風行各地。1863年，美國總統林肯正式宣布感恩節為國定假日。屆時，家家團聚，舉國同慶，其盛大、熱烈的情形，不亞於中國人過春節，在美國甚至比聖誕節還要隆重，這個節日裏麵，飯桌上火雞（Turkey）和南瓜餅(Pumpkin Pie)是必不可少的菜肴，因此又叫火雞節，這些希望能夠在觀看的時候慢慢體會。/關於英美的主要節日，這裏也做一個介紹：
New Years Day：新年，元旦，1月1日；St.Valentine's Day：聖瓦倫丁節（情人節）2月14日；All Fools's Day or April Fools's Day：愚人節4月1日；Good Friday：耶穌受難日（複活節前的星期五）；Easter：複活節（春分月圓後第一個星期日，4月）；Easter Monday複活節後的星期一；Holy Thursday：耶穌升天節（複活節後的40天的星期四）；May Day or Labour Day：五一勞動節；the Spring Bank Holiday：春假（英國5月最後一個星期一）；Mother's Day：母親節（5月第二個星期日）；Memorial Day：陣亡將士紀念日（美國，5月26日）；Independence Day：美國獨立紀念日（7月4日）；the Summer Bank Holiday：夏季公假（英國，8月最後一個星期一）；Columbus Day：哥倫布日（10月12日）；Halloween：萬聖節前夕（10月31日）；Hallowmas：萬聖節（11月1日）；Armistice day or Veterans Day：第一，二次世界大戰的停戰紀念日（11月11日）；Thanksgiving Day：感恩節（在美國是11月的第二個星期一）；Christmas Eve：聖誕節前夜（12月24日）；Christmas Day：聖誕節（12月25日）；Boxing Day：節禮日（聖誕節次日，如遇星期日，推遲一天）。
Ross: No, they're not.
Monica: Yes, they are. The Blymens invited them.
Ross: You're wrong.
Monica: I am not wrong.
Ross: You're wrong.
Monica: No, I just talked to them.
Ross: (getting up, upset) I'm calling Mom.
(Joey enters. His face looks abnormally反常地 colorful.)
Joey: Hey, hey.
Chandler: Hey.
Phoebe: Hey.
Chandler: And this from the cry-for-help呼救 department. Are you wearing makeup塗了化妝品?
Joey: Yes, I am. As of today, I am officially Joey Tribbiani, actor slash model.
As of在...時 到...時為止 從...時起/As of today今天一整天/officially adv.職務上，正式/slash v.猛砍, 鞭打, 砍傷, 大量削減, 嚴曆批評, 抽打n.猛砍, (大幅度)削減, 斜線/actor slash model演員兼模特
Chandler: That's so funny, 'cause I was thinking you look more like大約差不多接近 Joey Tribbiani, man slash woman不男不女.
Phoebe: What were you modeling for?
Joey: You know those posters海報 for the city free clinic診所?
Monica: Oh, wow, so you're gonna be one of those "healthy, healthy, healthy guys"?
Phoebe: You know, the asthma哮喘 guy was really cute.
Chandler: Do you know which one you're gonna be?
Joey: No, but I hear lyme disease is open, so... (crosses fingers)
lyme arthritis 萊姆關節炎(伴有疼痛、發熱與皮膚紅斑)
Chandler: Good luck, man. I hope you get it.
Joey: Thanks.
(Ross comes back to the couch.)
Ross: (to Monica) Well, you were right. How can they do this to us, huh? It's Thanksgiving.
Monica: Ok, I'll tell you what. How about I cook dinner at my place? I'll make it just like Mom's.
Ross: Will you make the mashed potatoes馬鈴薯泥 with the lumps塊?
mash v.搗碎
Monica: You know, they're not actually supposed to have... (Ross looks at her sheepishly) I'll work on the lumps. Joey, you're going home, right?
Joey: Yeah.
Monica: And I assume想, Chandler, you are still boycotting all the pilgrim holidays.
boycott vt.聯合抵製/ Boycott本來是一個人名，後來演變成專有名詞，意思是“拒絕出席、拒絕參加、抵製反抗、經濟製裁”等。/pilgrim n.聖地朝拜者,清教徒
Chandler: Yes, every single one of them每一個.
Monica: Phoebe, you're gonna be with your grandma?
Phoebe: Yes, and her boyfriend. But we're celebrating Thanksgiving in December 'cause he is lunar月亮的，陰曆的.
Monica: So you're free Thursday, then.
Phoebe: Yeah. Oh, can I come?
Monica: Yeah. Rach, are you thinking you're gonna make it to Vail?
Rachel: Absolutely. Shoop, shoop, shoop. Only a hundred and two dollars to go.
Chandler: I thought it was $98.50.
Rachel: Yeah, well it was. I, I broke a cup.
Ross: Well, I'm off to Carol's.
Phoebe: Ooh, ooh! Why don't we invite her?
Ross: (mimicking摹仿) Ooh, ooh. Because she's my ex-wife, and will probably want to bring her, ooh, ooh, lesbian life partner.
[Scene: Carol and Susan's apartment, Susan is there. Ross enters.]
Ross: Hi, is uh, is Carol here?
Susan: No, she's at a faculty meeting.
faculty n.才能, 本領, 能力, 全體教員, (大學的)係, 科/faculty meeting n.教授會，教員會議
Ross: Oh, I uh, just came by to pick up my skull頭骨，顱骨. Well, not mine, but...Susan: Come in.
Ross: Thanks. Yeah, Carol borrowed it for a class, and I have to get it back to the museum.
Susan: What's it look like?
Ross: Kinda like a big face without skin.
Susan: Yes, I'm familiar with the concept. We can just look for it.
Ross: Ok. (browsing瀏覽 the apartment房間) Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about bein' a lesbian.
Susan: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don't let you do it.
Ross: (picking up a book) Hey, hey, Yertle the Turtle海龜. A classic.
Yertle the Turtle: 劇中羅斯看的一本書——經典童話作品《烏龜大王亞爾特》Yertle the Turtle是知名兒童小說家蘇斯博士（Dr. Seuss）的名著。是講海龜王Yertle讓海龜們堆起來成它的王座，結果最後倒下來的故事。烏龜大王亞特爾為了掌握更大的權柄，統治更寬闊的領土，於是他命令屬下的烏龜疊羅漢，將他給抬高，他以為隻要他極目所及之處，盡是他的領土。所以，他不斷的想要超越他人，也因此，疊羅漢越疊越高。最後，他更妄想超越月亮，想不到因低曾的一隻烏龜打了一個噴嚏，整個烏龜王國就全盤瓦解了，而跌得最重的正是烏龜大王亞爾特，亞爾特正是蘇斯博士對希特勒的諷刺。
Susan: Actually, I'm reading it to the baby.
Ross: The uh, the baby that hasn't been born yet? Wouldn't that mean you're... crazy?
Susan: What, you don't think they can hear sounds in there?
Ross: You're not serious, I mean, you really... you really talk to it?
Susan: Yeah, all the time. I want the baby to know my voice.
Ross: Do you uh, do you talk about me?
Susan: Yeah, yeah, all the time.
Ross: Really?
Susan: But um, we just refer to you as Bobo the Sperm Guy.
Bobo the Sperm Guy：man who is used for sexual purposes only.(can also be used to identify an anonymous sperm donor)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, everyone is there but Rachel.]
Ross: Look, if she's talking to it, I just think that I should get some belly time too. Not(前置，表強調) that I believe any of this=I don’t believe any of this.
belly n.腹部，胃/belly-time胎教時間/“Not that I believe any of this”，這是一個強調句型，相當於I don’t belive any of this，Ross一方麵不想讓Susan一個人獨享同胎兒親近的機會，另一方麵又非著重強調他是個PHD的身份,不相信這一套。在托福考試聽力部分也常有這種用法。比如M:I hear the hocky game was packed. W:Not an empty seat in the house!Just standing room only.第一個人說：“我聽說曲棍球比賽爆滿了。第二個人回答說：“場地裏沒有空位置了，隻有站的地方。”，這裏第二個人說話時也把Not 著重強調。
Phoebe: Oh, I believe it. I think the baby can totally hear everything. I can show you. Look, this will seem a little weird, but you put your head inside this turkey, and then we'll all talk, and you'll hear everything we say.
Chandler: I'd just like to say that I'm totally behind this experiment. In fact, I'd very much(前置，表強調) like to butter your head.
be behind sb or sth=agree with,go alont with ,back up ,on the side of,support=be with sb=be for you/butter vt.塗黃油於...上
(Rachel enters.)
Monica: Hey, Rach, did you make your money?
Rachel: No, not even close. Forget Vail, forget seeing my family, forget shoop, shoop, shoop.
Monica: Rach, here's your mail.
Rachel: Thanks, you can just put it on the table.
Monica: (insistently堅持地) No, here's your mail.
Rachel: Thanks, you can just put it on the table.
Monica: (gives her an envelope) Would you just open it?
(Rachel opens it. Inside is the money she needed.)
Rachel: Oh my god, oh, you guys are great.
Monica: We all chipped in.
chip in v.插嘴, 捐助, 下注/ chip in：I'm very sorry that I can only afford to chip in a few dollars this time.很抱歉這次我隻能捐助區區幾塊錢了。Donate就顯得正式多了，書麵語中常見。The businessman donated a lot of money to the hospital. 這個商人捐給醫院很多錢。論壇上也有號召捐款的帖子，個人以為不如改為湊份兒更合適。
Joey: (to Monica) We did?
Monica: (to Joey) You owe me 20 bucks.
Rachel: Thank you. Thank you so much!
Monica: (hands Chandler a bag) Chandler, here you go, got your traditional Thanksgiving feast, you got your tomato soup, your grilled cheese fixin's, and your family size bag of Funyuns.
grill v. n.烤架, 鐵格子, 烤肉v.燒, 烤, 嚴加盤問/fixing n.調料/grilled cheese fixing烤起司配料/family-size bag of Funyun特大號的洋蔥小食品/Funyuns: 1969年百事可樂的菲多利推出的Funyuns牌洋蔥味小食品。需要指出的是，百事並不隻是生產飲料，在69年就提出了。“你們的生活豐富多彩，百事的產品同樣豐富多彩”的廣告主題。這點國內的朋友可以了解的要少一些。Chandler因為父母在感恩節那天宣布離婚，從此之後Chandler就對所有的宗教色彩節日反感，於是Monica給他裝了西紅柿湯、烤奶酪以及一些小食品給他。
Rachel: Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're havin' for Thanksgiving dinner? What, what, what is it with you and this holiday?
這其中故事大家都很熟悉了，隻有Rachel不清楚，所以她不解地問：你和這節日怎麽回事呀？（what is it with you and this holiday），這句話應該熟記，以後有什麽覺得好奇的時候，就不用生硬的去問what’s wrong 或者what’s the matter了。
Chandler: All right, I'm nine years old.
Ross: Oh, I hate this story.
Chandler: We just finished this magnificent豐盛的 Thanksgiving dinner. I have--and I remember this part vividly--a mouthful of pumpkin pie滿滿一嘴的南瓜餅, and this is the moment my parents choose to tell me they're getting divorced.
Rachel: Oh my god.
Chandler: Yes. It's very difficult to appreciate a Thanksgiving dinner once you've seen it in reverse完全顛倒.
Reverse:可以做形容詞，表示顛倒的、反常的或者向後轉的，如：a reverse gear. 倒車檔，也可以做名詞，表示相反、反麵以及失敗、逆運，比如：suffered financial reverses.遭受財政困難，還可以做動詞，表示顛倒、翻轉、撤銷。無論是什麽詞性，都可以從“反麵的”這一意思推倒而出，這裏用了in reverse，表示的是與…相反之意。整句話如下翻譯：隻要你也體驗一次完全顛倒過來了的感恩節，就很難再去喜歡感恩節盛宴了。
[Scene: The subway, Joey spots a gorgeous woman waiting. He goes up to her.]
spot vt.認出, 發現
Joey: Uh, hi. We uh, we used to work together.
Girl: We did?
Joey: Yeah, at Macy's. You were the Obsession girl, right? I was the Aramis guy. (pretends to spray cologne) Aramis? Aramis?
obsession n.迷住, 困擾/spray cologne 噴灑古龍香水
Girl: Yeah, right.
Joey: I gotta tell you. You're the best in the business行業.
Girl: Get out少來了.
Joey: I'm serious. You're amazing. You know when to spritz, when to lay back.
spritz n.v.噴/ lay back使向後,放回,送回
Girl: Really? You don't know what that means to me.
Joey: Ooh, you smell great tonight. What're you wearing?
Girl: (provocatively煽動地，挑釁地) Nothing.
Joey: Listen, uh, you wanna go get a drink or something?
Girl: Yeah. (she gets up, notices something behind Joey) Oh.
Joey: What's wrong?
Girl: I just remembered, I have to do something.
Joey: Oh. What?
Girl: Um, leave.
Joey: Wait, wait, wait!
(Joey turns around and sees his face on a poster in the subway. The poster says: What Mario isn't telling you...V.D., you never know who might have it. A variety of scenes are shown with the poster displayed all over New York City.)
VD abbr. 性病 (venereal disease)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey enters, amongst snickers from the gang.]
amongst prep.在...中間, 在...之中/snicker v.竊笑n.竊笑
Joey: So I guess you all saw it.
Rachel: Saw what?
Phoebe: No, we were just laughing. You know, how laughter笑聲 can be infectious.
infectious adj.有傳染性的, 易傳染的, 有感染力的
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey enters, upset.]
Joey: Set another place for另找地方過 Thanksgiving. My entire family thinks I have VD.
Chandler: Tonight, on a very special Blossom.
blossom (=bloom)n.花(尤指結果實者), 花開的狀態, 興旺期vi.開花, 興旺, 發展
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[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is cooking Thanksgiving dinner. Chandler is standing in the doorway門口, not wanting to participate in the festivities.]
Monica: Mmm, looking good. Ok, cider's mulling, turkey's turking, yams are yamming. (notices Ross is depressed) What?
cider n.蘋果酒/mull vt.研磨, 深思vi.溫熱/yam n.山藥，洋芋
Ross: I don't know. It's just not the same without Mom in the kitchen.
Monica: All right, that's it我受夠了. You know what? Just get out of my way and stop moping.
get out of the way讓開,避開/mope v.鬱悶,悶悶不樂
Ross: That's closer.
(Rachel enters, excited.)
Rachel: I got the tickets! I got the tickets! Five hours from now, shoop, shoop, shoop.
Chandler: Oh, you must stop shooping.
shoo int. 噓/stop shooping不要再噓了
Rachel: Ok, I'm gonna get my stuff.
Joey: Chandler, will you just come in already?
Chandler: No, I prefer to keep a safe distance from all this merriment歡喜.
(Phoebe takes a slice of pumpkin pie and waves it in front of Chandler's face.)
Phoebe: Look out小心，當心, incoming來了 pumpkin pie!
Chandler: Ok, we all laughed when you did it with the stuffing塞配料, but that's not funny anymore.
(Chandler leaves.)
Joey: Hey, Monica, I got a question. I don't see any tater tots塔特酒.
Monica: That's not a question.
Joey: But my mom always makes them. It's like a tradition. You get a little piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce, and a tot! It's bad enough I can't be with my family because of my disease.
cranberry sauce n.酸果曼沙司/tot n.小孩,一小杯(酒)
Monica: All right, fine. Tonight's potatoes will be both mashed with lumps, and in the form of tots.
Ross: Ok, I'm off to talk to my unborn child.
(Ross grabs for some food, Monica slaps(拍打) his hand away打開他的手.)
Monica: Ah!
Ross: Ok, Mom never hit.
(Ross exits.)
Phoebe: (stirring pot) Ok, all done.
stir v.攪拌
Monica: What, Phoebe, did you whip(=mash攪爛) the potatoes? Ross needs lumps!
Phoebe: Oh, I'm sorry, oh, I just, I thought we could have them whipped and then add some peas豌豆 and onions洋蔥.
Monica: Why would we do that?
Phoebe: Well, 'cause then they'd be like my mom used to make them, you know, before she died.
Monica: Ok, three kinds of potatoes coming up.
Rachel: Ok, good-bye you guys. Thanks for everything. (she starts to leave, and hits everyone with her skis) Oh, sorry! Oh, sorry!
ski n.滑雪板vi.滑雪板
(Chandler enters, running.)
Chandler: The most unbelievable thing has happened. Underdog has just gotten away.
Joey: The balloon氣球?
Chandler: No, no, the actual cartoon character. Of course the balloon. It's all over the news新聞上隨處可見. Right before he reached Macy's, he broke free斷線脫逃 and was spotted flying over WashingtonSquarePark. I'm goin' to the roof, who's with me?
Rachel: I can't, I gotta go.
Chandler: Come on. An 80-foot inflatable dog let loose over the city. How often does that happen?
inflatable adj.通貨膨脹的,膨脹的/let loose v.釋放，放出，放任
Phoebe: Almost never.
Monica: Got the keys? or Got the keys!
Rachel: Ok.
(Everyone leaves the apartment.)
[Scene: Carol and Susan's, Ross is preparing to talk to her belly.]
Carol: Anytime you're ready隻要你準備好了任何時候都可以
Ross: Ok, ok, here we go. (he crouches down near her stomach) Ok, where am I talking to, here? I mean, uh, well, there is one way that seems to offer a certain acoustical advantage隻有一種方法能有效傳遞聲音, but...
crouch v.蹲伏=squat/acoustical adj.聽覺的, 聲學的
Carol: Just aim for the bump隆起處.
Ross: Ok, ok, ok, ok, here goes開始吧. You know, I, you know, can't do this. Uh, this is too weird. I feel stupid.
Carol: So don't do it, it's fine. You don't have to do it just because Susan does it.
Ross: (quickly talking) Hello, baby. Hello, hello.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the group is coming back from the roof.]
Rachel: I loved the moment when you first saw the giant dog shadow影子 all over the park.
Phoebe: Yeah, but did they have to shoot him down擊落,擊斃? I mean, that was just mean不舒服的to殘忍的.
Monica: Ok, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside外皮很脆, juicy on the inside內肉多汁. Why are we standing here?
Rachel: We're waiting for you to open the door. You got the keys.
Monica: No I don't.
Rachel: Yes, you do. When we left, you said, "got the keys."
Monica: No I didn't. I asked, "got the ke-eys?"
Rachel: No, no, no, you said, "got the keys".
Chandler: Do either of you have the keys?
Monica: (panicked驚慌的) The oven烤爐 is on.
Rachel: Oh, I gotta get my ticket!
Joey: Wait, wait, we have a copy of your key.
Monica: Well then get it, get it!
Joey: That tone will not make me go any faster.
Monica: (angry) Joey!
Joey: That one will.
(Joey leaves to get the copy of the key.)
[Scene: Carol and Susan's, Carol is reading, Ross is talking to her stomach(=belly).]
Ross: And everyone's telling me, you gotta pick a major選一門專業, you gotta pick a major. So, on a dare鼓起勇氣, I picked paleontology. And you have no idea what I'm saying, because, let's face it, you're a fetus. You're just happy you don't have gills anymore.
paleo-古,舊/ontology n.存在論/paleontology n.古生物學/fetus=(foetus) n.<美>胎兒/gill n.(魚的)鰓
Carol: Look, you don't have to talk to it. You can sing to it if you want.
Ross: Oh, please. I am not singing to your stomach, ok?
(Susan enters.)
Susan: Hi, how's it goin?
Ross: Shh! (singing) Here we come, walkin' down the street, get the funniest looks暴笑 from, everyone we meet. Hey, hey! (to Carol) Hey, uh, did you just feel that?
Carol: I did.
Ross: Does it always, uh--?
Carol: No, no that was the first.
Susan: Keep singing! Keep singing!
Ross: (singing) Hey, hey, you're my baby, and I can't wait to meet you. When you come out I'll buy you a bagel百吉餅,甜麵圈, and then we'll go to the zoo.
Susan: I felt it!
Ross: (singin) Hey, hey, I'm your daddy. I'm the one without any breasts.
[Scene: The Hallway, Joey has a tray盤子 full of keys, and is trying each one in the lock.]
Joey: Nope, not that one.
Monica: Can you go any faster with that?
Joey: Hey, I got one keyhole鎖眼 and about a zillion keys. You do the math.
zillion n.<美口> 龐大的數字, 無法計算的大數字
Monica: Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway?
Chandler: (sarcastic) For an emergency just like this.
Rachel: (grabs Chandler by the shirt) All right, listen, smirky. If it wasn't for you and your stupid balloon, I would be on a plane watching a woman do this (makes a gesture like a stewardess pointing out exits) right now. But I'm not.
smirk v.傻笑n.假笑/smirky adj.假笑的,傻笑的,得意地笑的/steward n.(輪船, 飛機等)乘務員, 幹事/stewardess n.(輪船, 飛機等)女乘務員/point out exit指出出口的門
Monica: I swear you said you had the keys.
Rachel: No, I didn't. I wouldn't say I had the keys unless I had the keys, and I obviously didn't have the keys.
Phoebe: Ooh, ok, that's it. Enough with the keys. No one say keys.
(Short pause.)
Monica: Why would I have the keys?
Rachel: Aside from除了 the fact that you said you had them?
from the fact that從...的事實上來看
Monica: But I didn't.
Rachel: Well, you should have.
Monica: Why?
Rachel: Because!
Monica: Why?
Rachel: Because!
Monica: Why? Because everything is my responsibility? Isn't it enough that I'm making Thanksgiving dinner for everyone? You know, everyone wants a different kind of potatoes, so I'm making different kinds of potatoes. Does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want? Nooooo, no, no! (starting to cry) Just as long as Phoebe gets her peas and onions, and Mario gets his tots, and it's my first Thanksgiving, and it's all burned燒焦了, and, and I... I...
Chandler: Ok, Monica, only dogs can hear you now, so, look, the door's open. Here we go.
(They walk in. Smoke fills the apartment.)
Monica: Well, the turkey's burnt. (checking pots) Potatoes are ruined全毀了, potatoes are ruined, potatoes are ruined.
(Ross enters, singing.)
Ross: Here we come, walkin' down the—this doesn't smell like Mom's.
Monica: No, it doesn't, does it? But you wanted lumps, Ross? (picks up the pan平低鍋 of badly burnt potatoes) Well, here you go, buddy, ya got one.
Rachel: Oh, god, this is great! The plane is gone, so it looks like I'm stuck here with you guys.
Joey: Hey, we all had better plans. This was nobody's first choice.
Monica: Oh, really? So why was I busting my ass to make this delicious Thanksgiving dinner?
bust v.<非正>打破,擊破/bust my ass何苦,吃力不討好地
Joey: You call that delicious?
(all shouting)
Monica: Stop it, stop it, stop it!
Chandler: Now this feels like Thanksgiving.
[Time lapse. Everyone is upset with each other. Phoebe is at the window.]
Phoebe: Ooh.
Rachel: What?
Phoebe: Ugly Naked Guy's taking his turkey out of the oven. Oh my god. He's not alone. Ugly Naked Guy's having Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal(=girl)女孩.
(They all run to the window.)
Joey: I've gotta see this. All right Ugly Naked Guy!
Monica: Ooh, Ugly Naked Dancing!
Phoebe: It's nice that he has someone.
[Time lapse. The gang is around the table, eating grilled cheese sandwiches烤起司三明治.]
Chandler: Shall I carve?
carve v.a.切(熟肉等)b.雕刻
Rachel: By all means請便.
Chandler: Ok, who wants light cheese淺色起司, and who wants dark cheese深色起司?
Ross: I don't even wanna know about the dark cheese.
Monica: (holding sandwich) Does anybody wanna split this with me?
Joey: Oh, I will.
Phoebe: Ooh, you guys have to make a wish.
Monica: Make a wish?
Phoebe: Come on, you know, Thanksgiving. Ooh, you got the bigger half. What'd you wish for?
Joey: The bigger half.
在感恩節的時候，兩個人掰麵包，掰之前想個願望，如果誰掰到了大的一半，他的願望就能實現，Joey掰到了大的一半，Phoebe問他許的是什麽願，結果傻Joey許的願就是:掰到大的一半。
Chandler: I'd like to propose a toast. Little toast here, ding ding. I know this isn't the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you all planned, but for me, this has been really great, you know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting. Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Vail, and if you guys'd been with your family, if you didn't have syphilis and stuff, we wouldn't be all together, you know? So I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgivings sucked.
propose vt.計劃, 建議, 向...提議, 求(婚)vi.打算, 求婚/toast n.烤麵包(片), 吐司麵包, 幹杯vt.敬酒, 烤(麵包等), 使暖和vi.烤暖, 烤火, 烘/propose a toast <正>祝酒/projectile adj.發射的/vomit v.嘔吐/projectile vomiting n.亂噴的嘔吐物/syphilis n.梅毒/suck v.搞砸了/祝酒中西方都常見，這裏Chandler也來了一段，雖然聽起來很搞笑，不過我想Chandler說的是真心的，他的確是高興的不得了：）。Propose a toase，祝酒。Syphilis：梅毒，其他常見性病（V.D.=venereal disease）還有淋病（gonorrhoea）、尖銳濕疣（Condyloma acuminata）等。另外，這段話很適合複習記憶stuff和suck的口語用法。
All: That's so sweet.
Ross: And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas.
lousy adj.<非正>極壞的(a lousy holiday)，汙穢的, 惡心的, 生虱的/here’s to這裏為……而盡一杯
Rachel: And a crappy New Year.
crappy adj.<俚>蹩腳的沒價值的討厭的
Chandler: Here, here幹杯(=cheers)!
Closing Credits
[Scene: The Subway, Joey sees his poster and he peels off the caption on his poster, revealing more posters underneath. The captions read, as follows:
peel off v.剝去，去皮, 離群/caption n.標題，說明, 字幕/underneath adv.在下麵
Bladder膀胱 Control Problem
Stop Wife Beating
Hemorrhoids痔瘡?
Winner of 3 Tony Awards...
Tony Awards:托尼獎是美國戲劇的最高獎
He's finally happy with that and walks away.]
