There was a young girl in Madras,

Who had a remarkable ass.

Not soft, round, and pink,

As you probably think.

But the kind with long ears that eat grass.

(Credit: First heard from Garrison Keillor.)

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• My Bible calls a donkey, ass; heass or sheass -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/17/2023 postreply 21:00:32

• First time hearing heass and sheass :-) -7grizzly- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/17/2023 postreply 21:12:23

• where do they appear in the Bible? -7grizzly- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/17/2023 postreply 21:16:44

• Not necessarily in all translations, -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/18/2023 postreply 04:14:13

• The limerick never failed to crack me up :-) -7grizzly- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/17/2023 postreply 21:15:46

• 想起蘇小妹嘲笑哥哥蘇東坡，去年一滴相思淚，今年方流到腮邊，LOL -盈盈一笑間- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/18/2023 postreply 07:50:56

• 蘇東坡回複蘇小妹，好像是：雙腿還未進院，腦門先撞山牆？ -古樹羽音- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/18/2023 postreply 16:44:15

• 哈哈，這個回得妙！ -盈盈一笑間- ♀ (0 bytes) () 09/20/2023 postreply 03:19:35

• 驢肉火燒很好，but the other ass is even better -永遠老李- ♂ (0 bytes) () 09/18/2023 postreply 08:29:47