周一貼個笑話，不好笑別告訴我 :))

Once upon a time, an alien fleet from another galaxy landed in New York and took control of the city.

 

Since the alien beings had a different social system, they started their governing by doing two things. First, separating women from men, and settling them in the east and west sides of the city respectively, since they didn't honor marriage. In addition, they reallocated life supplies to people based on classification of honesty.

 

Under the alien’s governance, life continued.  One day, three friends shared a drink at a bar, and talked about their new lives. Abby confessed first that she cheated on her ex-husband a several times and because of that she only got a Toyota Corolla and a one bedroom apartment.  Becky also confessed that she cheated on her ex-husband too, but only once, therefore she received a Toyota Camry and a two bedroom apartment. Cindy said in a sad tone that the new government gave her a Ferrari and a large house, since she has never cheated.  

 

When her two friends looked at her with jealousy, she actually looked pretty depressed, which made her friends very confused.  She continued to tell her friends “The other day, I went out to enjoy my new ride and saw my ex-husband. He was riding an old bicycle…”

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• Ex-husband "is riding an old bycycle" 為什麽好笑呢？：）花董呢？解釋一下：） -妖妖靈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/06/2021 postreply 14:00:39

• Y she got the most luxary vehicle? y the ex got the poorest? -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/06/2021 postreply 14:16:23

• “they reallocated life supplies to people based on classificatio -妖妖靈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/06/2021 postreply 14:26:15

• based on classification of honesty.”所以還是蛤蟆跳井：） -妖妖靈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/06/2021 postreply 14:27:29

• cheat several times得到一輛corolla, 那麽得到一輛自行車的人，cheat過多少次？ -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/06/2021 postreply 14:31:22

• 她因為不cheating得到一輛法拉利啊。她ex是一輛自行車和她有什麽關係？ -妖妖靈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/06/2021 postreply 14:34:45

• 被cheat的當然是她自己了，虧大了，哈哈哈哈哈哈 -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/06/2021 postreply 14:37:23

• 她從不cheat，但是她ex 經常cheat。所以，變成ex了。對不對？：） -妖妖靈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/06/2021 postreply 14:40:36

• 問題是她一直蒙在鼓裏，直到看見了自行車，不是因為cheat成ex,是外星人把所有婚姻都ex了 -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/06/2021 postreply 14:44:15

• 哈哈，你一解釋ex，我現在終於明白了，哈哈哈哈哈 -妖妖靈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/06/2021 postreply 15:02:27

• 美風這份innocence,讓我覺得好慚愧，不是開玩笑我認真的 -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/06/2021 postreply 14:39:23

• 主要是我智商太低，還記得你第一次來美壇貼的笑話帖，哈哈，我也是沒看懂，大大方方的就讓網管推首頁去了：） -妖妖靈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/06/2021 postreply 15:00:54

• 我快被你倆的認真態度感動哭了 :D -心存善念- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/06/2021 postreply 15:06:35

• 你從沒說自己是學霸，醫學院收什麽樣的學生誰不知道，你千萬別象我一樣Full of shit -移花接木- ♂ (0 bytes) () 12/06/2021 postreply 15:13:52

• +1發別人看不懂的笑話我是deep in shit :)) -心存善念- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/06/2021 postreply 15:21:15

• 多發笑話，需要訓練一下。：） -妖妖靈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/06/2021 postreply 16:37:52

• 哈哈哈哈哈 -何仙姑- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/06/2021 postreply 15:58:22

• 仙姑緣何發笑啊？ -心存善念- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/06/2021 postreply 16:13:53

• 這個放在笑壇 -Zhuzitaba- ♂ (211 bytes) () 12/07/2021 postreply 10:30:59

• similarly -Zhuzitaba- ♂ (87 bytes) () 12/07/2021 postreply 10:37:29

• 最後包袱抖得絕妙 -心存善念- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/07/2021 postreply 14:01:31

• 不好意思我這麽弱，可惜沒時間去笑壇：） -妖妖靈- ♀ (0 bytes) () 12/07/2021 postreply 14:11:08