When we lie, god always know! 不騙你喲

Senator John McCann passed away on August 25th, 2018.  Since he’s been a decent and honest person in his earth life, he ascended to heaven and were welcome by the kind souls there.  

 

He was offered a tour in order to give him a sense of whereabouts.  The tour guide walked him around the heaven facilities.  Just to be a little more accurate, the way they walked there is more like floating or flying.

 

When they got to a huge room with countless clocks in display, it drew John’s curiosity.  Tour guide read his mind and explained,”Brother John, these are not normal clocks as you used to have on earth.  They are special instruments to record the lies made by earth people individually. You must still remember how hard not to lie on earth.” Then he showed John one of the clocks which showed zero, “This is mother Teresa’s, she has never lied even once during her life on earth.”

 

They moved on to anther, which displayed two.  Tour guide picked up the clock and showed to John, “This is for Honest Abe, you know it’s the nick name for Abraham Lincoln, since he was such an honest person, even when he was a lawyer and later president of your country on earth.”

 

At a moment, John tilted his head and noticed a clock attached to ceiling, which was spinning very fast, and asked“Why that one is up there on the ceiling?” “Oh, since that one spins too fast, we kind of repurposed it as a ceiling fan.”, and tour guide added,”You know whom that one is for? It’s Donald Trump’s.”

 

就為哈哈一笑,絕非政治貼!

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笑了,英文太好了:) -妖妖靈- 給 妖妖靈 發送悄悄話 妖妖靈 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 11/23/2021 postreply 14:26:17

好象不夠funny,隻有班長一個人笑 -心存善念- 給 心存善念 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 11/23/2021 postreply 14:30:39

太失敗了! -心存善念- 給 心存善念 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 11/23/2021 postreply 14:38:55

哈哈哈,我笑了啊~~~ -雪晶- 給 雪晶 發送悄悄話 雪晶 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 11/24/2021 postreply 03:24:02

謝雪晶!終於有第二個人笑。 -心存善念- 給 心存善念 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 11/24/2021 postreply 03:53:00

好像這個故事以前是寫克林頓的 -Zhuzitaba- 給 Zhuzitaba 發送悄悄話 Zhuzitaba 的博客首頁 (50 bytes) () 11/24/2021 postreply 06:54:54

說明是經典呀,笑完那個再笑這個 -心存善念- 給 心存善念 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 11/24/2021 postreply 13:24:00

我信-_:- -青鬆站- 給 青鬆站 發送悄悄話 青鬆站 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 11/24/2021 postreply 19:44:37

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