【綠隊】【美壇藍綠綁架爭霸】Why Do Things Look Bent In Water By iBelieu

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You got quite a brat here, haha. My revenge!

I thought this conversation was really cute, and was planning to do something with it. I recorded my part of the conversation a while ago. But it took me a while to copy/paste the audio clips, and merge them into one. So, here it is! 

 

Link to the original post: Why Do Things Look Bent In Water By ibelieu

 

------A Conversation between a Father and His 5-Year-Old Daughter:

 

D       Dad, get me some water, please.

F        But you are right there at the sink.  Why can't you get water yourself?

D       But I want you to do it for me.  Please, Dad!

F        Eh, Sweetie, Dad is not home on vacation.  Dad's only home because of this pandemic thingy.   Can't you see Dad's working?

D       I don't give a damn.  Dad, I want …

F        Whoa, watch your language Missy!

D       Dad, get me water or I'm going to tell on you.

F        Now, now, what did I do this time?

D       I saw you throw out the junk Mom kept in the attic.  I'm telling Mom. 

F        No, you won't.

D       Yes, I will.  My water, please.

F        Ok, ok, here is your water, you tattletale.

D       What did you call me?

F        Princess, I called you princess.

D       I want some honey in the water.

F        Ok, here is some honey.  Are we good, now?

D       A spoon, too, please.

F        Spoon's coming.

D       Hey, Dad, look at the spoon.  It's twisted!  Bad Daddy! You gave me twisted spoon.

F        You are pulling my leg, aren't you?  It's a good spoon.

D       Look in the water, Dad.  See the spoon?  It's bent.

F        Take it out, will you?  Let's take a look.

D       Well, it's not twisted now.  But I swear to Chairman Mao.  It was twisted in the water.  What the heck?

F        I tell you what, sweetie pie; the spoon became bent because there is a fairy living in that water.  She bent the spoon.

D       But I don't see any fairy!

F        That's because she's a fairy.  We can't see fairies.  But the fairy bent your spoon, didn't she?

D       Why did she bend my spoon?

F        Because fairies do not like tattletales, that's why.

D       Oh, yeah!  Down the drain goes the fairy!  Go bend spoons there.  And, oh, Dad, I'm telling Mom you are hiding a fairy in your bedroom.

F        Oh, alright, here's the science behind it all.  Sweetie?  Honey?  Princess?

 

 




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Grab this sofa & make myself an armchair philosopher. -LYJiang- 給 LYJiang 發送悄悄話 LYJiang 的博客首頁 LYJiang 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 19:49:30

Three takeaways: (1) Never assume that age & voice are -LYJiang- 給 LYJiang 發送悄悄話 LYJiang 的博客首頁 LYJiang 的個人群組 (209 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 20:05:05

Good evening armchair philosopher :) -甜蟲蟲- 給 甜蟲蟲 發送悄悄話 甜蟲蟲 的博客首頁 甜蟲蟲 的個人群組 (173 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 20:38:59

喜歡吃麻花:) -忒忒綠- 給 忒忒綠 發送悄悄話 忒忒綠 的博客首頁 忒忒綠 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 08:36:00

I just took this sofa/armchair philosophically. Hahaha! -LYJiang- 給 LYJiang 發送悄悄話 LYJiang 的博客首頁 LYJiang 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 18:55:48

Ha, ha, ha ... This is so funny, so -ibelieu- 給 ibelieu 發送悄悄話 ibelieu 的博客首頁 ibelieu 的個人群組 (447 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 21:17:33

hahaha, I'm glad you had a good laugh :))) -甜蟲蟲- 給 甜蟲蟲 發送悄悄話 甜蟲蟲 的博客首頁 甜蟲蟲 的個人群組 (137 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 22:26:26

LOL -忒忒綠- 給 忒忒綠 發送悄悄話 忒忒綠 的博客首頁 忒忒綠 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 08:36:00

哈哈哈,蟲蟲扮演的五歲女兒太棒啦!升了幾個key?:) -beautifulwind- 給 beautifulwind 發送悄悄話 beautifulwind 的博客首頁 beautifulwind 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 22:23:11

謝謝美風!我是不是玩的有點過啦?哈哈:)我用Audacity,升到high C,好像原來是 F,應該是升了4個Key -甜蟲蟲- 給 甜蟲蟲 發送悄悄話 甜蟲蟲 的博客首頁 甜蟲蟲 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/20/2021 postreply 22:29:36

Kudos to the dad for not going up to high C by the end. :) -ibelieu- 給 ibelieu 發送悄悄話 ibelieu 的博客首頁 ibelieu 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 05:18:36

I debated if I should raise the pitch of that part and make you -甜蟲蟲- 給 甜蟲蟲 發送悄悄話 甜蟲蟲 的博客首頁 甜蟲蟲 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 09:49:42

wail. haha -甜蟲蟲- 給 甜蟲蟲 發送悄悄話 甜蟲蟲 的博客首頁 甜蟲蟲 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 09:50:12

Tried my wailing sound. Boy I scared myself. :) -ibelieu- 給 ibelieu 發送悄悄話 ibelieu 的博客首頁 ibelieu 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 09:55:37

You should thank me for not making you wail, haha. -甜蟲蟲- 給 甜蟲蟲 發送悄悄話 甜蟲蟲 的博客首頁 甜蟲蟲 的個人群組 (72 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 10:05:20

這也太cute啦! -盈盈一笑間- 給 盈盈一笑間 發送悄悄話 盈盈一笑間 的博客首頁 盈盈一笑間 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 08:09:14

瞎玩呢:)謝謝盈盈! -甜蟲蟲- 給 甜蟲蟲 發送悄悄話 甜蟲蟲 的博客首頁 甜蟲蟲 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 09:51:13

it’s a cute small girl, -忒忒綠- 給 忒忒綠 發送悄悄話 忒忒綠 的博客首頁 忒忒綠 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 08:27:00

the voice is really from 甜蟲蟲? so sweet:) -忒忒綠- 給 忒忒綠 發送悄悄話 忒忒綠 的博客首頁 忒忒綠 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 08:28:00

It's really me, 5-year old me :) -甜蟲蟲- 給 甜蟲蟲 發送悄悄話 甜蟲蟲 的博客首頁 甜蟲蟲 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 09:52:04

Such beautiful performance leaves one wondering -ibelieu- 給 ibelieu 發送悄悄話 ibelieu 的博客首頁 ibelieu 的個人群組 (162 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 10:00:32

The 5-year old girl still lives inside, once in a while, -甜蟲蟲- 給 甜蟲蟲 發送悄悄話 甜蟲蟲 的博客首頁 甜蟲蟲 的個人群組 (38 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 10:03:02

哈哈哈哈哈。。。笑死了,伊比寫的段子嗎?妙極了!朗誦也是超棒,那聲音非五歲可比!We have some acting -天玉之- 給 天玉之 發送悄悄話 天玉之 的博客首頁 天玉之 的個人群組 (108 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 08:55:01

謝謝玉詩人!嗯,我們可以寫劇本,上演話劇:) -甜蟲蟲- 給 甜蟲蟲 發送悄悄話 甜蟲蟲 的博客首頁 甜蟲蟲 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 09:53:45

very cute conversations - 這老爸(waiter?) 不知有否臉帶微笑地對話-:) -AP33912- 給 AP33912 發送悄悄話 AP33912 的博客首頁 AP33912 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 09:55:00

謝謝!我相信他一定在心裏笑呢:) -甜蟲蟲- 給 甜蟲蟲 發送悄悄話 甜蟲蟲 的博客首頁 甜蟲蟲 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 10:07:19

cute! -何仙姑- 給 何仙姑 發送悄悄話 何仙姑 的博客首頁 何仙姑 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 11:57:57

Thank you! :) -甜蟲蟲- 給 甜蟲蟲 發送悄悄話 甜蟲蟲 的博客首頁 甜蟲蟲 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 14:15:57

恭喜蟲蟲。首頁進來,謝謝網管, Why Do Things Look Bent In Water By iBelieu推薦成功 -beautifulwind- 給 beautifulwind 發送悄悄話 beautifulwind 的博客首頁 beautifulwind 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/21/2021 postreply 14:59:51

美風推薦了這個貼啦,哈哈:)謝謝美風和網管的支持鼓勵! -甜蟲蟲- 給 甜蟲蟲 發送悄悄話 甜蟲蟲 的博客首頁 甜蟲蟲 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/22/2021 postreply 14:18:21

haha. 蟲蟲的童聲也好聽。演得太好了。 -天邊一片白雲- 給 天邊一片白雲 發送悄悄話 天邊一片白雲 的博客首頁 天邊一片白雲 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/22/2021 postreply 06:24:24

白雲好!鬧著玩的:)謝謝聽歌! -甜蟲蟲- 給 甜蟲蟲 發送悄悄話 甜蟲蟲 的博客首頁 甜蟲蟲 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/22/2021 postreply 14:19:27

怎麽這麽可愛啊!Such a sweet little cutie! 讚蟲蟲的嫩嗓,好棒的朗誦!讚不夠1 -花兒解語2021- 給 花兒解語2021 發送悄悄話 花兒解語2021 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/22/2021 postreply 07:04:15

謝謝花兒!好久不見! -甜蟲蟲- 給 甜蟲蟲 發送悄悄話 甜蟲蟲 的博客首頁 甜蟲蟲 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/22/2021 postreply 14:20:12

purpose fullfilled, ibelieu set bait got him a daughter -移花接木- 給 移花接木 發送悄悄話 移花接木 的博客首頁 移花接木 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/22/2021 postreply 12:04:54

哈哈, 啊...? :) 謝謝花帥! -甜蟲蟲- 給 甜蟲蟲 發送悄悄話 甜蟲蟲 的博客首頁 甜蟲蟲 的個人群組 (0 bytes) () 07/22/2021 postreply 14:21:37

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