最近比較忙,沒有來美壇。今天過來報個到,發現我不在的這段時間,美壇更加熱鬧了。嗯,我想這肯定是我的功勞哈
好像活動還在繼續,那我來趕個晚集,貢獻一個同事的笑話。
背景是,作為苦逼教書匠,我們最痛恨的就是改作業,但這是每學期都逃不過的差事,所以大家就隻好苦中作樂了。以下是我兩位同事 (A 和B代替)在改卷時節在樓道相遇後的對話 :
A: How is your day?
B: Can't be better, I've got heaps of exam papers to mark.
A: Lucky you!
B: You can have all my luck.
A: No, thanks.
B: Come on, take all my luck.
A: I was taught it is better to give than to receive.