【笑鬧美壇】Never a dull moment

壇內分享而己，娛己娛人，不攀首頁。

There is never a dull moment with my other half. 

I was standing in front of a mirror, complaining as usual, 

“Honey, why do I look so fat in all pictures you took? I certainly don’t look THAT fat in the mirror!”

He slowly peeled his eyes away from television, wrinkled his face and piled up a fake smile, 

“Honey, next time when you go out, I will carry the mirror and ask everyone to look at you in the mirror...”

A flying shoe hits target.

 

One night we were watching “Antique Roadshow". It was exciting to hear some small family heirlooms were worth thousands after generations. How I wish we had some forgotten treasure in our household! Maybe I just did not know yet. Let me ask. 

“Honey, do we have any antique from our family ?”

“Oh yeah...definitely.” He responded.

Oh, my goodness, we got some treasures too... My heart started racing.

“How come you never told me before ! What is it? Where is it?”I was eager to see what we have.

He put on his warm smile, said

“We have...an Antique Wife...someone increased value due to significant age...”

A flying pillow hits target.

 

We were taking a walk during lunch break when his boss called. 

“Where is your location?” His boss asked.

“By the canal.” He answered honestly.

“Report to office immediately!” His boss commanded.

“But I am near water, not near a highway...” He stated the fact. 

“Then jump in the river and swim to office...”His boss certainly would not take no for answer.

“But the water is so cold...” He whined.

“Put on your wetsuit !” His boss was brilliant.

“But my Wetsuit is at Dry cleaner...” The call was ended abruptly.

A victory dance followed this phone call. 

 

 

 

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• 沙發！ -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/04/2021 postreply 22:08:27

• LOL！What a vivid talk show！你動作真是利索！必須大大讚一個！：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/04/2021 postreply 22:15:06

• 笑話是舊的，翻一翻，炒一炒，就端上來了…… -Okra- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/05/2021 postreply 04:49:19

• hahaha, great! -甜蟲蟲- ♀ (99 bytes) () 04/04/2021 postreply 23:09:01

• He’s a full size life treasure — 活寶……of course I am not better e -Okra- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/05/2021 postreply 04:55:00

• Correction—-live , not life -Okra- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/05/2021 postreply 05:24:37

• What a pleasant reading! Thanks for sharing. You -花兒解語2021- ♀ (56 bytes) () 04/05/2021 postreply 04:49:20

• 很高興讓你開心一下…… -Okra- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/05/2021 postreply 05:00:12

• You have a way with words. What a joy reading your post! -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/05/2021 postreply 06:11:04

• Glad to bring a drip of joy to you today...... -Okra- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/05/2021 postreply 06:55:14

• Thanks! I'm almost done with the 7 stages of grief. -LYJiang- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/05/2021 postreply 10:15:01

• 哈哈，寫得真好，仿佛看到鞋子，枕頭飛，聽到人兒笑。歡樂之家。 -天邊一片白雲- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/05/2021 postreply 07:04:47

• 尋開心啦…… -Okra- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/05/2021 postreply 07:45:32

• "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who's the most beautiful girl in th -移花接木- ♂ (221 bytes) () 04/05/2021 postreply 17:21:39

• Haha, it’s all about illusion and delusion... -Okra- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/05/2021 postreply 19:01:30