One Liners for New Year’s Resolution

Let's start 2021 with some fun - here are some one liners from the web, I am sure that I have missed heaps, so please add more... 

 

My New Year's resolution is to break my New Year's resolutions.

That way I succeed at something!

 

My New Year's resolution was to read more, so I turned on the subtitles on my TV.

 

My New Year's resolution is to be more optimistic by keeping my cup half-full ...

... with either rum, vodka or whiskey.

 

I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year ...

... but then I remembered that nobody likes a quitter.

 

At the beginning of this year I made a New Year's resolution to lose 10 pounds ...

... Only 15 more to go!

 

What's the best New Year's resolution?

1080p.

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LOL! 美壇新活動還有半小時出爐!Stay Tuned!:) -beautifulwind- 給 beautifulwind 發送悄悄話 beautifulwind 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 12/31/2020 postreply 23:27:50

Good jokes! How many people have the same resolution each year? -AprilMei- 給 AprilMei 發送悄悄話 AprilMei 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 01/01/2021 postreply 05:44:04

LOL。last night a friend told me, -xiaosai- 給 xiaosai 發送悄悄話 xiaosai 的博客首頁 (415 bytes) () 01/01/2021 postreply 07:39:37

TBH,真的不容易:) -beautifulwind- 給 beautifulwind 發送悄悄話 beautifulwind 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 01/01/2021 postreply 07:56:32

Hahaha, New years' resolution is 4K get rid of 1080p -移花接木- 給 移花接木 發送悄悄話 移花接木 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 01/01/2021 postreply 07:48:32

Happy NEW YEAR !! -moiausis- 給 moiausis 發送悄悄話 moiausis 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 01/01/2021 postreply 08:27:47

哈哈哈,funny! Thanks for sharing -甜蟲蟲- 給 甜蟲蟲 發送悄悄話 甜蟲蟲 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 01/01/2021 postreply 11:18:48

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