What does a CIA agent do when it's time for bed?

來源: Marauders 2020-11-13 21:34:39 [] [舊帖] [給我悄悄話] 本文已被閱讀: 次 (986 bytes)

He goes under cover.

9 months from now, there will be a baby boom. 13 years later, will give rise to the next generation, known as.... Quaranteens.

The guy who stole my diary has died. My thoughts are with his family.

I heard that by law you need to turn on your headlights when it’s raining in Sweden

How the hell am I supposed to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Arkansas is the only state mentioned in the Bible.

“Noah walked out onto the ark and saw....”

My wife said, “You really have no sense of direction, do you?”

I said, “Where did that come from?”

Why do melons get married?  Because they cantaloupe.

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真有意思,我總算慢慢讀懂笑話:)謝謝大S分享!Good ones!最後一句,metaphor是什麽?loop的意思? -beautifulwind- 給 beautifulwind 發送悄悄話 beautifulwind 的博客首頁 (46 bytes) () 11/13/2020 postreply 21:53:06

Can’t elope? -甜蟲蟲- 給 甜蟲蟲 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 11/13/2020 postreply 23:38:35

蟲蟲太牛了。elope原來是私奔的意思。謝謝大S,骨子裏也是個油墨的人兒:) -beautifulwind- 給 beautifulwind 發送悄悄話 beautifulwind 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 11/13/2020 postreply 23:48:02

碰巧知道Elope這個詞而已:) -甜蟲蟲- 給 甜蟲蟲 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 11/14/2020 postreply 10:44:12

我忘了這個詞,想起來以前我還以為elope是abscond的意思,現在才知道是“私奔”:) -beautifulwind- 給 beautifulwind 發送悄悄話 beautifulwind 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 11/14/2020 postreply 15:46:19

這個我在 fortune cookie 裏麵看到過,還得閨女給我解釋 -擇木而棲- 給 擇木而棲 發送悄悄話 擇木而棲 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 11/14/2020 postreply 19:13:54

你記性還挺好。我以前用elope是用錯了。 現在隻用abscond:) -beautifulwind- 給 beautifulwind 發送悄悄話 beautifulwind 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 11/14/2020 postreply 20:28:43

別停,多發這種有意思的,我跟一個:Double click my computer on your computer -移花接木- 給 移花接木 發送悄悄話 移花接木 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 11/14/2020 postreply 06:18:08

OMG -Marauders- 給 Marauders 發送悄悄話 (212 bytes) () 11/14/2020 postreply 21:18:06

LOL -beautifulwind- 給 beautifulwind 發送悄悄話 beautifulwind 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 11/14/2020 postreply 21:22:48

恭喜大S。首頁進來,謝謝網管,“What does a CIA agent do” 掛首成功:) -beautifulwind- 給 beautifulwind 發送悄悄話 beautifulwind 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 11/15/2020 postreply 21:02:00

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