1
What do single people call Valentine's Day?
Happy Independence Day.
單身的人怎麽稱呼情人節?
獨立日快樂!
2
What's the best part about Valentine’s Day?
The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.
情人節最好的地方是什麽?
那天之後巧克力會降價.
3
What is another way of saying Happy Valentine’s day!
S.A.D, Singles Awareness Day!
說情人節快樂的另外一種方式是什麽?
S.A.D,單身者留意日！
4
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive."
回形針對磁鐵說什麽？
“我覺得你非常有吸引力。”
5
What is the true purpose of Valentine's Day?
To remind single people they are single.
情人節的真正目的是什麽？
提醒單身的人，他們都是單身。
6
When you are with the right person, every day is Valentine's Day!
當你和對的人在一起,每天都是情人節!
7
To all the single people on Valentine's Day, don't be sad. Think of all the Money and time you are saving on not getting a gift.
所有在情人節單身的人，不要難過。想想你沒有得到禮物節省的時間和金錢。
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