【找錯？尋寶？】A Not Quite Perfect World History（2）

The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children, Cain, asked ``Am I my brother's son?'' God asked Abraham to sacrifice Issac on Mount Montezuma. Jacob, son of Issac, stole his brother's birthmark. Jacob was a partiarch who brought up his twelve sons to be partiarchs, but they did not take to it. One of Jacob's sons, Joseph, gave refuse to the Israelites.

Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw. Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, which is bread made without any ingredients. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. David was a Hebrew king skilled at playing the liar. He fougth with the Philatelists, a race of people who lived in Biblical times. Solomon, one of David's sons, had 500 wives and 500 porcupines.

Without the Greeks, we wouldn't have history. The Greeks invented three kinds of columns---Corinthian, Doric and Ironic. They also had myths. A myth is a female moth. One myth says that the mother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he became intolerable. Achilles appears in ``The Illiad'', by Homer. Homer also wrote the ``Oddity,'' in which Penelope was the last hardship that Ulysses endured on his journey. Actually, Homer was not written by Homer but by another man of that name.

Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around giving people advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose of wedlock.

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• 我現在還處於學習水平，找錯水平還不夠。：） -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/22/2015 postreply 21:11:56

• 都是我常犯的錯，看著特親切，特有喜感。 -肖莊- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/22/2015 postreply 22:30:02

• This is hilarious. But I am sure if your kid is a good student i -rancho2008- ♀ (50 bytes) () 08/22/2015 postreply 23:01:03

• My kid forwarded it to me. :-) -肖莊- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/22/2015 postreply 23:21:56

• Learning from kids is a good idea:) -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/23/2015 postreply 05:05:07

• Only problem is that our kids are too busy playing games to teac -肖莊- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/23/2015 postreply 21:01:17

• I will try to enter Guinesses--Genesis -走馬讀人- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/23/2015 postreply 05:23:19

• I'm glad to hear that you are entering Genesis. *_^ -肖莊- ♀ (0 bytes) () 08/23/2015 postreply 20:59:48

• 創 village zhuang is also 創 -走馬讀人- ♂ (0 bytes) () 08/24/2015 postreply 05:31:58