周末一笑: A letter for a raise and the feedback

1 請求加薪的信和反饋 A letter for a raise and the feedback

Dear Bo$$,

In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$. Worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,

Marian $hih

The next day, she received a reply from the boss:

Dear Marian,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.

NOw the newspaper are saying the world’s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.

I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,

Manager

 

2 一個小姑娘的希望 A Girl's Wish

On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they wouldn't have to stand on their toes all the time.
 

3 很對 Correct

Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school?

Jimmy: I don’t know...

Teacher: Correct.

 

4 計劃你的將來 Make your fortune

"How did you make your fortune?"

"I became the partner of a rich man. He had the money and I had the experience."

"How did that help?"

"Now he has the experience and I has the money."

 

5 誰的50分 Whose 50 cents

Jacky: I found 50 cents on the sidewalk in front of school.

Tommy: I think it's mine. I dropped 50 cents there today and couldn't find it.

Jacky: But what I found was two quarters.

Tommy: Then I'm sure it's mine. It probably broke when it hit the sidewalk.

 

6 你以為你是誰？ Who do you think you are?

The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard.

“It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you think you are?”

“I am the driver.” he said.

 

(from Internet)

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• 聰明的員工和聰明的老板:) 小曼,周末快樂! -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2015 postreply 08:55:34

• 嗯,誰不讓上,也得讓司機上:) -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2015 postreply 08:54:50

• $ for US, n for N Korea -走馬讀人- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2015 postreply 07:03:20

• 嗯,這一定發生在美國的公司.走馬讀人,周末快樂! -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2015 postreply 08:56:25

• LOL. The employee is smart and the boss is smarter.:) -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2015 postreply 17:31:35

• I agree:) beautifulwind, have a nice weekend! -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2015 postreply 18:15:10

• Amusing jokes. Thanks. Add some music to #2---Ballerina by David -婉蕠- ♀ (1523 bytes) () 04/12/2015 postreply 12:43:52

• 優美的圖片,動聽的音樂.謝謝婉蕠分享,新周快樂! -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/12/2015 postreply 18:28:26

• It $eem$ the employee i$ $o much more generou$! Thank$ $ong$ong! -京燕花園- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/13/2015 postreply 18:32:45

• 問好燕子,新周快樂! -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/14/2015 postreply 18:16:24

• haha, I am a driver:)) -~葉子~- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/14/2015 postreply 16:37:19

• 葉子好! 新周快樂! -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/14/2015 postreply 18:17:12

• 最喜歡“I am the driver”！可能是在印度。：-） -肖莊- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/15/2015 postreply 06:59:25

• Probably:) 肖莊,have a nice week! -南山鬆- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/15/2015 postreply 16:37:37