“Great f*cking book!”
by Lostalley
The above are not my words but Stephen King’s, on a little book called “English as a Second F*cking Language--How to swear effectively, explained in detail with numerous examples taken from everyday life.” I definitely agree with Stephen, and highly recommend it. To give you an idea, I quote the praise by the publisher St. Martin’s Griffin:
“In the English Language, swearing is essential to effective communication. Whether you want to succeed in business, school, or social circles, a strong command of vocabulary is absolutely necessary. Just imagine a stranger to our shores, trying to comprehend the following conversation:
John: Mary, would you like to attend the opera this evening?
Mary: F*cking-A. Should I wear my black dress?
John: Why the f*ck not?
Mary: F*cked if I know--Oh, f*ck! I just remembered. It got f*cked up in the wash.
John: Well, f*ck the opera. Let’s stay home and f*ck.
Mary: Good f*cking idea.”
In the English-speaking world, from America to Australia, from Newfoundland to New Zealand, I can’t think of a more colorful word than f*ck. For English speakers, this is the only word that breaks racial, religious, gender, national, and cultural barriers. Linguistically, f*ck is the most versatile word with unlimited application as far as imagination goes. Put it simply, f*ck is the word you can’t live without, if you want to speak English effectively.
The author of this "great f*cking book" is Professor Sterling Johnson who has taught TESOL (teaching English as a Second Language) for over twenty years. He now lives in Pacific Grove, California, where he enjoys a “nice f*cking day” as much as the next fellow.
I bought the book years ago and keep it on the shelf, as the final rescue for undesirable situations unsalvageable by all other means. Last night, I read it again and chuckled in my dream. For the thin-skinned prudes, apology in advance.
February 4, 2015, Maryland
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