Clever Drunk
A female officer arrests a drunk. She warns him, "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you."
The drunk replies, "Boobs."
聰明的醉漢
一位女警官逮捕了一位醉漢,她警告他說:“你有權保持沉默,不然,你所說的一切,都將自個品嚐”。
醉漢回答說:“奶子”。
(對不起,有點blatant.)