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I wonder what it would be like if there is such an English version for Wenxuecity that people around the world all could read what we, overseas Chinese, read everyday and share our "feelings".  It is one thing that we feel good because others think we feel good, it is quite another that we feel good because, simply, we believe we are fantastic, or because we are misled to believe we are fantastic.  I guess only Chinglish can fully convey the sentiments of those words.  If CNN is biased, then let's read this. 


1, 張藝謀退綠卡曾震驚美國官員 ==> 震驚
2, 副總統拜登訪華 一片苦心 隻換來中方一句話(圖)  ==> 苦心
3, 中官方媒體警告拜登:不要亂說話 更別站錯隊(組圖) ==> 警告
4, 拜登讚不絕口：習近平是個坦率的人(組圖) ==> 讚不絕口
5, 這也太和諧了：拜登稱“不能給習近平添麻煩”(圖) ==>  添麻煩
6, 英媒不滿卡梅倫：全歐洲因高鐵向中國行乞  ==>  行乞