與“美語”有關的一則笑話

本帖於 2013-05-01 20:26:31 時間, 由版主 林貝卡 編輯

好久沒來了,送給《美語世界》的朋友們一則笑話(千萬別當真啊!):
 

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.  It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.  

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans..  

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans. 

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking American English is apparently what kills you.


 

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That is hilarious.lol.Have a nice week. -斕婷- 給 斕婷 發送悄悄話 斕婷 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 04/29/2013 postreply 14:05:32

哈哈,我看到過,應該加一句: -非文學青年- 給 非文學青年 發送悄悄話 非文學青年 的博客首頁 (182 bytes) () 04/29/2013 postreply 14:27:55

Good one! funny -bmdn- 給 bmdn 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 04/29/2013 postreply 14:31:28

Great logic! -Lucidus- 給 Lucidus 發送悄悄話 Lucidus 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 04/29/2013 postreply 14:59:18

good one...:-) -同學小薇- 給 同學小薇 發送悄悄話 同學小薇 的博客首頁 (115 bytes) () 04/29/2013 postreply 19:21:08

So happy I'm keeping my hometown accent -衝浪潛水員- 給 衝浪潛水員 發送悄悄話 衝浪潛水員 的博客首頁 (43 bytes) () 04/29/2013 postreply 19:57:44

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