I remember a couple of weeks ago I wrote an article to commemorate the grumpy English teacher I had in my college years. That teacher is from Germany, a poet and a writer, but we all agreed that he was such a snob because he failed three-fourths of the class on the first essay we submitted. Although he was talented to a certain degree,I still didn't like him. So seeing 黃河遠上白雲間, I wrote this:
老師發飆課堂間,一片哀鴻都中箭。
見勢不妙咱開溜,無力欣賞您經典。
Somehow my teacher got mad at the class,
The essay he just returned no one got passed.
Seeing no hope with him we escaped being embarrassed,
And I heard one of my classmates said:" kiss my ass! "