All I can say is: Men are from Mars; women are from Venus; Men watch porn; women read porn.
Fifty is for those from Venus to read. We have a case here: someone from Mars tries to read porn. How wrong is that!
I haven't finished mine either. On the third one now. Agree with you on it being repetitive: too many exclamations like "holy cow! holy crap! holy F!", too much "biting my lips" and fifty saying, "don't bite your lips, you know what that does to me", and too many sentences like: my subconscious glares at me....