【長相思】原創/翻譯

 

東一句,西一句, 教我舍卒來保車,  從容收殘局.

千叮囑,萬叮囑, 雁落時候免驚怵,  速上線求助.

Here and there you taught me the effective strategies,

For the worst situation, calmly clean the mess with dignities .

More than ten thousand times in your exhortation,

Not to panic if geese are shocked by my beauty and get plunged,

 I should go  online and get help from  you without hesitation.

 

讀了走馬兄的【身先士卒為將】讓鄙人想起當年偶的BF在線教偶下象棋的情景。。。偶告訴BF我有沉魚落雁之容，羞花閉月之貌，結果我BF要我show照片我又扭扭捏捏遲遲不show. ..（有時候吹牛過度也會心虛呀，哈！）

所有跟帖： 

• 要想把他弄到手 首先吊他大胃口，good strategy，哈 -havenot- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/01/2012 postreply 12:40:32

• 師兄酒醒何處？ -sportwoman- ♀ (437 bytes) () 07/01/2012 postreply 12:45:36

• 哈哈，當時是想寫十四行詩。就行數對了，其它格式都不沾邊，哈。你是大高手，我要向你學。 -havenot- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/01/2012 postreply 13:05:35

• 你是大內高手，我是拍蒼蠅高手 -sportwoman- ♀ (0 bytes) () 07/01/2012 postreply 20:21:36