大意：外麵下大雨，我忙了一大早了，又累又餓，想著先搞點進口貨還是先去打個盹兒？偶的BF去幫我修理電腦了。想吃東西卻發現鴨子烤糊了，最後一個蛋被我弄掉破在地上，冰箱裏最後一樣東西是豆腐但卻臭得不行了。廁所又堵上了。電話鈴響，是我BF因為超速被警察叔叔拿下。 倒黴的一天！
The Day I got Jinxed
原來人倒起黴來喝水都會塞牙縫
Shall I eat first or continue my nap right away?
I have been busy as a chicken without its head,
Peaking out of the window, my car is not on the driveway,
My BF went to fix my computer，the motherboard of which was dead.
But, wait a minute, outside， it is raining cats and dogs,
Something burning in the oven is my roast duck.
The steam from the oven made my glasses get fogged,
And, again, the toilet on the main floor has gotten stuck.
Being so frustrated and hungry I open the fridge door,
Thinking to find myself something good to eat, I
The Butterfinger, drop the last egg to the floor,
And the very last thing left is tofu which stinks to heaven high.
The phone rings, my BF sped and got caught by the boy in blue,
Urg! What the heck should I do with this man? I have no clue.
