回複：Translation exercise 老孫喜得貴子+公約

1) 老孫喜得貴子，夫妻琢磨取名，姓孫的中就數孫中山最偉大，於是就名“孫中山”。到了派出所，硬是不同意。NND,夫妻惱了火，心想一定取個比孫中山牛兩倍的，廢寢忘食了幾天，又回到派出所報戶口，遞上新名“孫串出”。——————————警察立即咽氣倒地。

Mr. Sun just got a son and he was overjoyed. The couple worked hard to give their son a name of great significance. Among the great Suns, Sun Yat Sen was probably the greatest, so they named their son Sun Yat Sen. At the local resident registration office, the officials rejected them. God Damn It! The couple was infuriated, They were determined to name their son double the greatness of that Sun Yat Sen. After some sleepless and restless nights and days, they went back to the registration office and submitted their choice of their son's name: "Sun YatYat SenSen". ---- The officer couldn't breath a word and fell to the floor.

---

2)公約五：不管誰對誰錯，隻要一吵架，男方必須先輕聲慢語哄女方一次，女方才能馬上冷靜下來，否則女方一看到男方哇啦哇啦女方也忍不住哇啦哇啦，一旦造成嚴重後果，全部由男方負責。

Article V: Regardless who is right or wrong, on the start of any quarell, the man must first soothe the woman gently, and the woman may calm down. Otherwise the woman may ramble endlessly if the man keeps rambling. The man must bear the responsibilities of any serious consequences if this occurs.

所有跟帖： 

• Thank you for participating! -sportwoman- ♀ (168 bytes) () 05/25/2012 postreply 08:55:51