Thank you, you are so nice. A joke for you.

hammerheadshark · 2012-04-04 04:16:07Z

Thank you, you are so nice. A joke for you.簡介

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回答: 確實很棒！由 beautifulwind 於 2012-04-04 00:50:49

I went to see my doctor lately for ( ) unexpected illness.

“What is it now?” My doctor asked without looking ( ) me and was scribbling crazily on ( ) clipboard.

“I can’t drive anymore, because I...I find recently I have five blind spots!”

“How can that be?” I finally got his attention.

“It happened after I was addicted to ( ) website, where ( ) lot of beautiful songs were posted. Fantastic website. There is one problem that doesn’t concern me until recently. The scripts of some songs have always 5 words hollowed out - five blanks for people to fill missing words. But, I start getting used to it,” the doctor was still looking at his clipboard, patiently waiting for me to continue, “One day, when I was driving and trying to make a lane change, I found there were 5 spots I couldn’t see. Besides two usual blind spots everybody has, I have three more and now I have to twist my head more vigorously than before....” I started rubbing my neck involuntarily.

“Oh, I have some patients suffered the same symptoms,” the doctor smiled at me reassuringly.

“Is there any cure?” that was the only thing I desperately wanted to know, “please, imagine the insurance company knows about this, I am 150% more likely to end up in a car accident! No company would be willing to insure me!” I almost cried after saying this.

“Of course, there is a cure, you dumb-ass!” my doctor suddenly snapped, as if he had never seen such an idiot in his entire career, “Just fill up the damn blanks after listening to the songs!”