My Guess

- if you give a man a fish, he will be totally weeded out.

It might ralate to the proverb "Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime."

 

- When a lord comes back, he would be driving a car with a bumper sticker that says: "What would I do?" and he should have his papers ready, because his name is Jesus (with strange pronunciation, he sues?).

This one might relate to first joke. Lord should have a humble bumper sticker. He should have his immigrant papers ready because Jesus(prounced Hay-Soose) is common in Mexican names. 

 

Just google results and my guess.

 

 

 

所有跟帖： 

• 永學哥和lilac說得都對，我再補充點兒 -非文學青年- ♀ (1223 bytes) () 04/01/2012 postreply 21:52:24

• 謝謝！沒有相應文化背景，很難懂得其中的幽默。 -ntotl- ♂ (124 bytes) () 04/01/2012 postreply 22:04:45

• 同感。他的語調有點怪，但每個字發的很清楚，很容易聽懂。記得他是東北人。 -NewVoice- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/02/2012 postreply 04:03:17

• 這才是正解 :) -lilac09- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/02/2012 postreply 06:11:45

• 你的解釋比俺的好,謝謝~ -lilac09- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/02/2012 postreply 06:13:49