Sorry I almost miss your post

Oh Shark sorry for my late reply. Good morning sir! Did you wake up and smell the coffee this morning?  You put your post here in the bottom  as if you always like snuggling in the deep blue sea bottom sleeping at night?  Reading pornographic-like novels without being charged? How lucky those stinkers are!  haha...

Thank you very much for your invitation! I would love to join your writing team and I wish I could do a better job, but you'd better prepare for the great disappointment of my crappy writing :))). I began to write some short stories lately I think I was brave to post them in this forum.  Anyway I have fun making those stories up---this is the most important to me.  “part five, university;”  forgive me if I am wrong, I  assume that you are talking about the university back in China? Because you talk about joining the workforce and immigration in the later parts of the chronicle.   Thank you again for thinking of putting me in some episode of your stories. Frankly speaking, I am really honoured to receive your invitation and I consider this as a great encouragement!  you are right, we don't even know one another so it is hard to write about someone who you are not familiar with. As we know, it is always easy for us to talk about ourselves, so I really appreciate your idea of asking me to write whatever I wish in your story , but the thing is I don’t really know what to write J))).   The fact is,  I didn't go to university in China so I probably will have a hard time writing this part, and one thing you need to remember is I am 73  years old now , I might be old in many people’s eyes and my brain riddled with Alzheimer’s, but I still can remember a lot.   ….(omitted )…. Although I watched  the tv series《第一次親密接觸》 lately on and off only for the first 2 episodes and then I was distracted by many things so I stopped there.  You know I am not always living online chatting and enjoying videos. J))  however, I can conjure up that you must have a lot of fun studying in university, excelling in your studying and didn’t miss dating girls. (學習好又沒錯過泡妞。是這樣表達嗎) hahaha…

Ok so give me something else to write I am waiting for the assignment. Talk to you later.