Murphy's Law

本帖於 2012-03-31 09:33:05 時間, 由版主 林貝卡 編輯

Murphy's Law

Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong. 如果壞事有可能發生,它總會發生。。。

You will always find something in the last place you look.

No matter how long or how hard you shop for an item, after you've bought it, it will be on sale somewhere cheaper.

The other line always moves faster.

In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.

Anything you try to fix will take longer and cost you more than you thought.

If you fool around with a thing for very long you will screw it up.

If it jams - force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.

When a broken appliance is demonstrated for the repairman, it will work perfectly.

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will use it.

Everyone has a scheme for getting rich that will not work.

In any hierarchy, each individual rises to his own level of incompetence, and then remains there.

There's never time to do it right, but there's always time to do it over.

When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate.

Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.

Murphy's golden rule: whoever has the gold makes the rules.

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.

A Smith & Wesson beats four aces.

In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.

Never argue with a fool, people might not know the difference.

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Where did you get all these stuff? -hammerheadshark- 給 hammerheadshark 發送悄悄話 (1236 bytes) () 03/22/2012 postreply 22:22:56

LOL you are so funny! -sportwoman- 給 sportwoman 發送悄悄話 sportwoman 的博客首頁 (464 bytes) () 03/23/2012 postreply 04:09:27

Good morning, feeling better now? -hammerheadshark- 給 hammerheadshark 發送悄悄話 (2010 bytes) () 03/23/2012 postreply 04:59:30

曲終魚不見,江上數青峰 -sportwoman- 給 sportwoman 發送悄悄話 sportwoman 的博客首頁 (87 bytes) () 03/23/2012 postreply 05:32:06

Give me a ring! Give me a ring(an imperative) -sportwoman- 給 sportwoman 發送悄悄話 sportwoman 的博客首頁 (1857 bytes) () 03/23/2012 postreply 12:13:45

wow,已經開始等電話了嗎?吳M鋪鯊戰績不俗啊,hehehe -Pandoras- 給 Pandoras 發送悄悄話 Pandoras 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 03/23/2012 postreply 13:04:59

直接給本公主戴上結婚戒指--give me the ring -sportwoman- 給 sportwoman 發送悄悄話 sportwoman 的博客首頁 (191 bytes) () 03/23/2012 postreply 13:12:14

哈哈哈哈哈哈, you really make me laugh hard...周末愉快! -Pandoras- 給 Pandoras 發送悄悄話 Pandoras 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 03/23/2012 postreply 13:15:28

感謝鯊魚兄犧牲精神。。。他煩我了,潛水了 -sportwoman- 給 sportwoman 發送悄悄話 sportwoman 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 03/23/2012 postreply 13:18:41

鯊魚兄才高八鬥我還真不敢亂想 -sportwoman- 給 sportwoman 發送悄悄話 sportwoman 的博客首頁 (25 bytes) () 03/23/2012 postreply 14:07:17

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