SAGAL: Now panel, tell us, how will the world end in 2012? Alonzo Bodden?
ALONZO BODDEN: Surprisingly, Herman Cain is going to win the Republican nomination. And when forced to choose between two black people, the (conservatives)decide to (nuke ) the planet instead.
SAGAL: It's simpler that way. Paula Poundstone?
PAULA POUNDSTONE: Rick Perry will finally get through to God about the (rain) but forget to (stipulate) how much and the world will (flood).
SAGAL: And Nick Hancock?NICK HANCOCK: As financial meltdown (overtakes ) every country on the planet, God (repossesses) earth.
CARL KASELL, HOST:Well, if we're around to see any of that happen, panel, we'll ask you about it next year on WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME!
SAGAL: Thank you, Carl Kasell. Thank you, Paula, Alonzo and Nick. Thank you guys, you've been great. We'll see you in 2012.
SAGAL: This is NPR.
Haha, a good one! Thanks!
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