又學會一招,配樂散文朗誦-I believe in laughter

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I believe in laughter, especially when you can laugh at yourself. And, I’m not talking about a little chuckle or giggle. I am talking about the laughter that makes tears stream down your face, makes your abs feel like you just did 1000 sit-ups, and makes your smiling cheeks burn. My entire life I have been a complete klutz. If there is a ditch, I will turn my ankle in it. If there is a sign, I will walk into it. If there is something in front of me, I am bound to stub my toe on it.

After many episodes of stumbling and tripping throughout elementary school, I always wished for the day my klutziness would go away. I would turn a bright shade of red and hide anywhere I could. However, one day back in 8th grade, it all changed. I received a science award at an assembly and had to walk on stage to receive it. It was my ultimate nightmare – my entire junior high had reason to analysis and stare at my every move. I climbed the steps, picked up the award, and started to make my way down the steps back to my seat. And…I fell. Or rather, crashed. My body went flaring as I semi-circled down the flight of steps right onto the floor. The auditorium was silent. There was nowhere to hide. And then it happened – I started to laugh…uncontrollably. I basically have not stopped since.

 

Many people feel that klutziness is something you grow out of with age. Well, I am still waiting for that to happen. But while I’m waiting, I think I’ll embrace it. My uncanny ability to make a fool of myself happens at least three times a day. People pay money to have someone else make them laugh, while I get to entertain myself for free. In addition, I am pretty sure my close friends and family get quite the entertainment from me, especially because they “aren’t laughing at me, but with me.”

 

To me, the ability to laugh at yourself is a great gift. And nothing is better than having a gift be contagious. So the next time you do something embarrassing…just laugh. Trust me, it will work.

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沙發!!文青,你的英文朗誦聽著越來越像老美啦!鑫鼎! -beautifulwind- 給 beautifulwind 發送悄悄話 beautifulwind 的博客首頁 (34 bytes) () 12/30/2011 postreply 23:41:10

謝謝美風,你聽全了嗎?曲曲叫好玩吧,哈哈。 -非文學青年- 給 非文學青年 發送悄悄話 非文學青年 的博客首頁 (259 bytes) () 12/31/2011 postreply 00:03:07

哈哈,你越來越牛了。嗯,蛐蛐叫很好玩。你的音箱效果非常棒啊!!! -beautifulwind- 給 beautifulwind 發送悄悄話 beautifulwind 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 12/31/2011 postreply 00:05:59

thanks, BW, have a good night. -非文學青年- 給 非文學青年 發送悄悄話 非文學青年 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 12/31/2011 postreply 00:37:53

讀後感 -xueyinyu- 給 xueyinyu 發送悄悄話 (192 bytes) () 12/31/2011 postreply 00:14:48

英子,good one! laugh with me, I am laughing with you too. nite. -非文學青年- 給 非文學青年 發送悄悄話 非文學青年 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 12/31/2011 postreply 00:19:56

原創啊!太牛了!!! -好學又好問- 給 好學又好問 發送悄悄話 好學又好問 的博客首頁 (91 bytes) () 12/31/2011 postreply 08:17:23

oops, 回錯地方了,寫給文清的 -好學又好問- 給 好學又好問 發送悄悄話 好學又好問 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 12/31/2011 postreply 08:18:02

謝謝好學mm, 不是原創,哈哈,挺好玩吧。 -非文學青年- 給 非文學青年 發送悄悄話 非文學青年 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 12/31/2011 postreply 08:25:43

支持原創。 讀得很好, 美味十足。 -jingbeiboy- 給 jingbeiboy 發送悄悄話 jingbeiboy 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 12/31/2011 postreply 03:37:51

謝謝京北,不是原創,是nor -非文學青年- 給 非文學青年 發送悄悄話 非文學青年 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 12/31/2011 postreply 08:16:23

npr上找的,this I believe. -非文學青年- 給 非文學青年 發送悄悄話 非文學青年 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 12/31/2011 postreply 08:17:17

I believe you are capable of writing something like it. -xipo- 給 xipo 發送悄悄話 (0 bytes) () 12/31/2011 postreply 10:08:58

thanks, 你的鼓勵,新朋友,或者是換了衣服的老朋友! Happy New Year! -非文學青年- 給 非文學青年 發送悄悄話 非文學青年 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 12/31/2011 postreply 11:17:13

越來越牛!FLARING是不是讀錯了? -cha-cha- 給 cha-cha 發送悄悄話 cha-cha 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 12/31/2011 postreply 11:11:36

嗯,嘴張過了。 -非文學青年- 給 非文學青年 發送悄悄話 非文學青年 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 12/31/2011 postreply 11:22:38

Wonderful! Like the chirps of the cricket. -NewVoice- 給 NewVoice 發送悄悄話 NewVoice 的博客首頁 (119 bytes) () 12/31/2011 postreply 12:28:57

thanks, sis. I thought it was weird too, it was from the script. -非文學青年- 給 非文學青年 發送悄悄話 非文學青年 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 12/31/2011 postreply 14:20:18

讀得很好, 美味十足。 (zt) -EnLearner- 給 EnLearner 發送悄悄話 EnLearner 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 12/31/2011 postreply 14:55:38

請教文教授。 -EnLearner- 給 EnLearner 發送悄悄話 EnLearner 的博客首頁 (119 bytes) () 12/31/2011 postreply 20:32:51

讀完後加的音樂。 -非文學青年- 給 非文學青年 發送悄悄話 非文學青年 的博客首頁 (217 bytes) () 12/31/2011 postreply 22:41:48

謝謝。 -EnLearner- 給 EnLearner 發送悄悄話 EnLearner 的博客首頁 (341 bytes) () 12/31/2011 postreply 22:57:34

謝謝愚公!我煙酒煙酒。 -非文學青年- 給 非文學青年 發送悄悄話 非文學青年 的博客首頁 (0 bytes) () 12/31/2011 postreply 22:59:57

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