Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend
"The French are (planned ?) to die for love,
They (delight) in fighting (duels),
But I prefer a man who lives and gives
Expensive jewels.
A kiss on the hand may be quite (continental)
But diamonds are a girl's best friend
A kiss may be (grand)... but it won't pay the (rental) on your (humble) (flat)
Or help you at the (auto map ?)
Men grow cold as girls grow old
And we all lose our (charms) in the end
But (square) cut or (pear) shape these rocks don't lose their shape
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
... Tiffany's!
... Cartier!
Black star Frost Gorham
Talk to me Harry Winston tell me all about it!
There may come a time when a (lass) needs a lawyer
But diamonds are a girl's best friend
There may come a time when a hard (boiled) employer thinks you're (aweful) nice
But get that (ice) or else no (dice)
He's your guy when (stakes) are high but beware when they start to (descend)
It's then that those (lasses) go back to their (spouses)
Diamonds are a girl's best friend
I've heard of affairs that are strictly (platonic)
But diamonds are a girl's best friend
And I think affairs that you must keep (with sully?) are better (bets)
If little (feds) get big (bogets ?),
Time (goes) on and youth is gone and you can't (straighten) up when you (bend)
But (stiff) back or (stiff) knees you stand (straight) at... Tiffany's...
Diamonds... diamonds... I don't mean (arresto?)... but diamonds... are a girls best... best friend"
