Words of Wisdom and Humor for Hu*****ands And Wives
* The man who says his wife can't take a joke forgets that she took him.
* Don't judge your wife too harshly for her weaknesses. If she didn't have them, chances are she wouldn't have married you.
* A family consisits of a hu*****and who gets an idea, the kids who say it can't be done, and the wife who does it.
* Genuine happiness is when a wife sees a double chin on her hu*****and's old girlfriend.
* The best way to complement a wife is frequently.
* Intuition is when a wife tells her hu*****and that he has done something wrong before he even thinks of doing it.
(評論： Hey dude, this is so true!)
* If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you to do it.
(評論： Again, as a hu*****and, I hate to admit it, but this is so true, I know it from my own experiences, many times!)
* The best time to do the dishes is right after your wife tells you to.
* The safetest way to disagree with a wife is very quietly.
* The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once!
(評論： O trust me, tell you what, you don't want to do it this way!)
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