【配樂朗誦】Useful Advice by 京北Boy

	Useful Advice You're 37? Don't you think that maybe It's time you settled down and had a baby? No wine? Does this mean happy news? I knew it! Hey, are you sure you two know how to do it? All Dennis has to do is look at me And I'm knocked up. Some things aren't meant to be. It's sad, but try to see this as God's will. I've heard that sometimes when you take the Pill— A friend of mine got pregnant when she stopped Working so hard. Why don't you two adopt? You'll have one of your own then, like my niece. At work I heard about this herb from Greece— My sister swears by doing quai. Want to try it? Forget the high-tech stuff. Just change your diet. It's true! Too much caffeine can make you sterile. Yoga is good for that. My cousin Carol— They have these ceremonies in Peru— You mind my asking, is it him or you? Have you tried acupuncture? Meditation? It's in your head. Relax! Take a vacation And have some fun. You think too much. Stop trying. Did I say something wrong? Why are you crying? Catherine Tufariello

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• 真棒啊！我又大嘴了，這個挺適合配樂朗誦的！ -非文學青年- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/15/2011 postreply 19:39:42

• 隻要語速別太快，都應該好配樂，大家錄的時候壓住就行，但也別太慢，正常語速可以 -千與.千尋- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/15/2011 postreply 19:46:46

• 真專業啊！朗誦，音樂，畫麵，絕配！！！ -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/15/2011 postreply 19:40:50

• 我的理想是：把你們的朗誦也打扮的這麽漂漂亮亮滴～～^v^ -千與.千尋- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/15/2011 postreply 19:44:59

• 大謝小千！ -beautifulwind- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/15/2011 postreply 19:49:01

• You guys are the most welcome! -千與.千尋- ♀ (0 bytes) () 06/15/2011 postreply 19:51:24

• 小千， thanks for the dressing-up. -jingbeiboy- ♂ (0 bytes) () 06/15/2011 postreply 23:43:39

• 京北讀得太好了，元音飽滿，弱讀恰到好處。 -cutestream- ♀ (37 bytes) () 06/16/2011 postreply 08:57:21

• 謝謝， 過獎了。 段子來自： http://writersalmanac.publicradio.org/ -jingbeiboy- ♂ (32 bytes) () 06/16/2011 postreply 10:21:35