愁S個人的“每日英語”

Little sister, can I try try?
小姐，我能試試嗎？

We two who and who？
咱倆誰跟誰阿
　　
How are you? How old are you?
怎麽是你，怎麽老是你？
　　
You don't bird me, I don't bird you.
你不鳥我，我也不鳥你
　　
You have seed, I will give you some colour to see see. Brothers, together!
你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧。兄弟們，一起上！

You me you me.
彼此彼此。
　　
You give me stop!!
你給我站住！
　　
Know is know, noknow is noknow.
知之為知之，不知為不知。
　　
Watch sister
表妹

Colour ghost
色鬼
　　
One car come one car go, two cars pengpeng, people die.
車禍現場描述

If you want money, I have no. If you want life, I have one!
要錢沒有，要命一條！
　　
I call Li old big. Toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
　　
You have two down son.
你有兩下子。
　　
You give me as far as you go to die.
你給我有多遠，死多遠！
　　
I give you face, you don't wanna face, you lose you face, I turn my face.
給你臉，你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉。

My mother, lough dead me.
我的媽，笑死我了。

Good good study, day day up.
好好學習 天天向上。

How are you today? (今天好嗎？)
Horse horse, tiger tiger. (馬馬虎虎。)

所有跟帖： 

• 哈哈，都是老段子~還是好笑 -弦隱- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 12:17:33

• 嘿嘿，謝謝弦隱大師！ -金色的麥田- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 12:24:56

• 小心碰頭=meet carefully -狗肉- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 12:52:07

• You me you me. :D -金色的麥田- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 23:15:29

• People Mountain People Sea (人山人海)~~~ -藍岩- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 13:03:58

• You have two down son ! :D -金色的麥田- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 23:16:17

• 哈哈哈。。。 -老粗- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 17:04:09

• Horse horse, tiger tiger. :D -金色的麥田- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 23:17:07

• [golden color wheat field] [dog meat] [blue rock] [old rawness] -非吾- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 17:36:25

• Not me ;) -狗肉- ♂ (2 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 20:15:12

• really is too good laugh! :D -金色的麥田- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 23:11:35

• 非吾，他們在下麵說你呢~~~ -金色的麥田- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/12/2011 postreply 12:11:23

• 哈哈哈，很經典：） -ERommel- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 19:00:50

• Good good study, day day up. :D -金色的麥田- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 23:17:40

• 哈哈哈~:D -把酒話桑麻- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 20:12:02

• wish you day day open heart! :D -金色的麥田- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 23:19:39

• 開心的一天！ -圈外閑人- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 20:52:20

• wish you day day open heart! :D -金色的麥田- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 23:12:33

• 跟Google 翻譯有得一比了 -Glider- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 20:58:15

• 嘿嘿~~~ 發現Google 和 Glider 跟倆兄弟似的~~~ -金色的麥田- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/12/2011 postreply 12:09:19

• 有意思~~ -阿方- ♂ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 22:33:42

• We two who and who？ -金色的麥田- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/11/2011 postreply 23:13:33

• 完全可以做初級英語教材了:PPP -dingdongg- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/12/2011 postreply 01:53:07

• 4 2 4 2 ~~~~~~~~~~~ :D -金色的麥田- ♀ (0 bytes) () 04/12/2011 postreply 02:26:47