愁S個人的“每日英語”

Little sister, can I try try?
小姐，我能試試嗎？

We two who and who？
咱倆誰跟誰阿
　　
How are you? How old are you?
怎麽是你，怎麽老是你？
　　
You don't bird me, I don't bird you.
你不鳥我，我也不鳥你
　　
You have seed, I will give you some colour to see see. Brothers, together!
你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧。兄弟們，一起上！

You me you me.
彼此彼此。
　　
You give me stop!!
你給我站住！
　　
Know is know, noknow is noknow.
知之為知之，不知為不知。
　　
Watch sister
表妹

Colour ghost
色鬼
　　
One car come one car go, two cars pengpeng, people die.
車禍現場描述

If you want money, I have no. If you want life, I have one!
要錢沒有，要命一條！
　　
I call Li old big. Toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。
　　
You have two down son.
你有兩下子。
　　
You give me as far as you go to die.
你給我有多遠，死多遠！
　　
I give you face, you don't wanna face, you lose you face, I turn my face.
給你臉，你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉。

My mother, lough dead me.
我的媽，笑死我了。

Good good study, day day up.
好好學習 天天向上。

How are you today? (今天好嗎？)
Horse horse, tiger tiger. (馬馬虎虎。)