女人好比梨，外甜內酸。吃梨的人不知道梨的心是酸的，因為吃到最後就把心扔掉了，所以男人從來不懂女人的心。
男人就好比洋蔥，想要看到男人的心就需要一層一層去剝！但在剝的過程中你會不斷流淚，剝到最後你才知道洋蔥是沒心的……
A lady helps her man to install a new computer.
Once it is completed, she tells him to select a password, a word that he’ll
always remember.
As the computer asks him to enter it, he looks at his wife and with a macho
gesture and a wink in his eye, he selects: penis.
But he is annoyed with her reaction: As he hits “enter”, to validate the
selection, his wife collapses with laughter and rolls on the floor in
hysteria.
The computer had replied: TOO SHORT- ACCESS DENIED!
十八大主要成果：
1、眼鏡摘了。
2、語速正常了。
3、普通話標準了。
4、第一夫人拿得出手了。
5、習主席、李總理，正讀反讀都可以。
6、今年就業形勢更差了，連常委都少招了兩個。
一周的心情，對號入座，太傳神了！
聽說女屌絲對話最近很火~~【來個屌絲男版本喲喲】
